You've Got A Crush on Aaron Bergeron Live

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Aaron Bergeron

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Aaron Bergeron's You've Got A Crush On Aaron Bergeron Live

ONE NIGHT ONLY!
Friday, March 21@midnight@UCBT

Join Aaron Bergeron (Cowbot, "Immortal Combat," "The Two Andys' Gala Reunion Spectacular") and Terry Jinn (Cowbot, "Immortal Combat," "The Two Andys' Gala Reunion Spectacular") in the stage version of Aaron Bergeron's comic book.

Directed by Paul Scheer (Cowbot, "Immortal Combat," "The Two Andys' Gala Reunion Spectacular.")

An Awesome Factory Theatrics Production.

"watch slowly"
 
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Aaron Bergeron

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Vernal Equinox

March 21st is the first day of spring.

A new season.

All will bloom.

Don't worry - the show is at midnight.

We'll still spend the day buying the Spring 2003-Spring 2004 edition of The Witches' Almanac.
(The last edition of this complete guide to lunar harmony correctly predicted my trip to London and that August would have "a wonderful climate that nurtures love and romance.")

After paying your respects to Father and Mother Earth, come to our show.

March came in like a lion and will go out like a Berge!
 
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Aaron Bergeron

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My first kiss

The first girl I kissed was named Theatre (she was an English exchange student and easy on the lips).

I look forward to seeing her again this Friday.

And, fortunately for me, I look with my hands - not with my eyes.

(That’s not dirty. Like a tide pool’s friendly starfish, I have eyes on the tips on my digits. Typing is a horribly painful, blinding experience.

Unrelated story: I once got 10 of those cat contact lenses for my finger eyes. It was pretty freaky. In fact, some say it was the scariest American Sign Language translating I’d ever done.
Of course, that was because I was translating the dialogue from Rosemary's Baby
Only mice would be scared of cat eyes on their own.)

Theatre was my first kiss...will she be my last?

Berge
 
rainswept

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this show is hilarious and adorable.

aaron-- how very brave of you to put this show up since it's inevitable that everyone who sees it will walk away with a huge 'ole crush on terry jinn. :inlove:
 
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i have to add--because my computer posted the above post twice-- if you miss this show you're going to miss a ton of future inside jokes. knowledge is power. plus....it's awesome!

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Paul Scheer

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If you aren't at this show, You Must be Mad....

You've been warned, the battle line has been drawn...We must march together to become new.

Join us in the Future Friday at Midnight!

After directing this show, I have a Crush on Life!
 
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Aaron Bergeron

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Game Day

Woke up from dreamful sleep.
They were dreams of a past that, according to physics and archeology, could never have been
and of a future made of pure, pulsing energy...
and of you, my pretty.

I then ate a pound of ground sirloin.

I'm off to teach an underwater spin class at Crunch.

See you at the show.

Berge
 
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Jabor

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I HAVE A CRUSH ON AARON BERGERON!

That show was an absolute delight.
Big ups to Aaron, Terry and Paul.

Somebody give this show a run!
Borden
 
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