You didn't get on a Harold Team because...

mikelibrarian

Lost in the stacks.
#4
If you press the new posts button, it reads:

You didn't get on a Harold Team because...
pat baer got on a harold team

Although now it doesn't because I just posted.
 
#8
"You didn't get on a Harold Team because you can't move a large object through space."

That's what I really got.

I guess I should have applied for the Sanders 600.
 
#11
You didn't get on a Harold Team because you didn't pour by going up and then down with the pitcher. Everybody does that.

Ha! I'm loving this website.
 

DougGordon

Not my real name
#13
"You didn't get on a Harold Team because you didn't pour by going up and then down with the pitcher. Everybody does that."

It's funny because it's true. Love it.
 
#14
... because I have "lake hair"? Like Jason?

I choose to believe that I didn't get on a Harold Team so as to make the next Harold Team Auditions even more special and rewarding for me.
 
#15
Stranger: hi i'm monkey,and u?
You: have you seen joe's knife?
You: he had it last year
You: it was the badge of office really
You: well actually it wasn't his
You: it was neil's
Stranger: yes?
You: yes
You: have you seen it?
You: this is important
You: IT'S FOR A BIT ON THE INTERNET
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
see? that's what happens when you don't yes-and your scene partner's initiation! and i talked about OTHER people in the past and a thing that doesn't exist! improv!
 
#16
"You didn't get on a Harold Team because you can't move a large object through space."

That's what I really got.

I guess I should have applied for the Sanders 600.
I'm almost 100% sure that even some well-established performers aren't so great at that one.
 
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