happy birthday darling! many happy returns! sorry i keep touching your shoulder all creepy like. i'll stop for your birthday; but i'm starting again tomorrow.
also, fyi, you can rent a car under the age of 25 from most companies now, but you are charged an additional $25 A DAY to do so. such bullshit. fortunately for me, in 3 months i won't have to. SUCK ON THAT, AVIS.COM.