Would anyone buy kidnapped babies from me?

[Eric Appel]

I'm hard up for cash and have recently been thinking about selling babies on the black market. I would probably sell them for about $2,000 a kid, or $2,500 for the Asian ones (they're much more adorable). Now, these are good quality, healthy kids. They're not like the ones you buy off the street. You never know what you're getting from those guys.

 

[Maddy]

This should be a poll.

 

[dggoldst]

This should be a poll.

Done.

 

[Mr. Kwako]

OK, this is an instance where I will not be posting an adorable picture of Tucker.

 

[goldfish boy]

Are they well-marbled?

 

[PairOfSox]

 

[Paul Moss]

Do you have any ugly babies for sale?

 

[Paul Moss]

I kind of want one similar to this one below:

 

[Rosie]

I'd like to fuck one.

 

[Rosie]

I'd like to fuck one.

Someone else is using my log in! I would never write something like that! Moderators- why is my edit feature not working. Conspirators.

 

[Chris Griswold]

Black babies are cuter.

 

[rroach1115]

I think all babies are cute and adorable.

 

[timmybono]

I had a friend in high school whose mother got busted for selling mexican babies on the black market....you may want to look in to the mexican breed, they may be cute too!

 

[Chris Griswold]

No spam.

 

[VarietyUndrgrnd]

I kind of want one similar to this one below:

This baby is great! It's like the baby version of Ed Koch!

 

[Will Zone]

As long as its some good eatin'. I buy by the pound.


Will

 

[Car]

I get a $1 finders fee for giving Eric Appel this lame idea.

P.S. - his babies are high quality.