Why Am I Not Listed Here??

[Eason]

Because I'm am super, no, supra-exclusive.

I'm like that ultra-hip downtown club that doesn't need public signage or advertising of any kind. Unlike those clubs, you will not find yourself at the end of a night's events drunk, angry, and lonely (unless you started out that way. I mean, I'm not a miracle worker.)

 

[dkois]

It's unclear from this post whether James is trying to get people to hire him to coach, but if he is, you should take advantage. He is a good coach.

xoxo
Dan

 

[El Jefe]

I got Eason's name from an old friend of mine, a jazz musician. After convincing him to give me the password, I got into one of his ultra-exclusive coaching sessions. Everyone was wearing a mask. I can't tell you what happened after that, but it was awesome. And scary. And apparently my life is now in danger. I came home late the other night and there was a Mother postcard sitting on my wife's pillow as she slept.

All of the above is fictional and plagiarized, except for the part about his coaching being awesome.

 

[benorbeen]

Note how observant Eason is.

Hire him.

 

[ChrisGrace]

Eason is real good and real tall. He has a funny eyebrow.