What makes New York New York

#41
Bagels
The Brooklyn Promenade
Lincoln Center at Christmas Time
Hot dog Stands
Metropolitan Museum of Art
All of those divey theater district bars
Con Ed drilling in the street at 2am
Wolman Rink
The Gowanus Canal
Really high cigarette taxes
The fact that hardly who lives here is from here (except for me)
 
#42
spitting
Tomkins Sq Park riot
smell of burning pretzels
needle park
Brittany and Hayden Hall
flirty cops
coney island freakshow
finding real freaks at Crunch
Thalia
the old Pan Am building
Dr. Marten's wearing down
ordering from the soup nazi for charlie rose before seinfeld made him famous.
the simpsons's first season at old lady cooper's brownstone.
sunrise in east river park
blueribbon sushi with matthew and sarah jessica
not calling your parents back and ain't nothing they could do about it.
calling your parents back, it's awesome, but you realize this is home.
 

El Jefe

latitudinarian
Staff member
#43
Fleet Week

Chelsea Hotel

Sewer explosions

The Tompkins Square dog run

Pug Hill

The floor plan to the basement shops of The World Trade Center that still exists in my head (bought my cell phone there, books at Borders, a Ben & Jerry's ice cream cake, a pastry at Ecce Panis on my way to the Path Train to see my friends in Hoboken...)

The honking, oh God, the honking

Eating an amazing cupcake outside Magnolia with the Sex and the City crowd, then looking down through the cellar door to their basement and noticing a pile of garbage bags swarming with mice

That magical time on 42nd Street after the porn theaters closed and before Disney and the tourists moved in, when all the abandoned marquees featured haikus by the New York Haiku Society

(God bless) The Strand

That newish park north of Battery Park, on the Hudson

Driving across the George Washington Bridge at the start and end of a roadtrip, happy both ways

Hellish commutes to the airport

The disco roller skaters in Central Park

That guy who wears sequins and walks up and down Fifth Avenue

One time my wife was walking down Fifth Avenue and a naked man passed her. No one hassled him, but when my wife did a double take, unaccustomed to such things, she was heckled. "You like what you see?" That, my friends, is New York.
 

delabarre

Pretty Pretty Pony
#45
Seeing a Supermodel standing on the corner (waiting for the light) right next to a Homeless woman with her shopping cart (waiting for the same light).
 

Brownstone Brat

Hates the LAX-JFK redeye
#46
Knish Knosh on Woodhaven Boulevard in Queens
Florsheim Shoes (W/The Heckle and Jeckle Cartoon Booth) on 13th Avenue in Brooklyn.
Superheroes. Superheroes as far as the eye can see.

Signed,

Fantastic Evening
 

Dyna Moe

Love, Drill Press
#48
I used to kill so much time in the mall below the towers. Junior used to come in from Sayreville on the NJ Transit to the PATH and he was usually late. Or I'd leave my brain medicine at his mean dad's recording studio and he'd have to bust his way in to give it to me....

I'd stand next to the Duane Reed near the Sephora and call random people in my cell phone's memory to kill time, eat a .75 cent roll at Ecce Panis and stare at the bank of escalators coming up from the PATH.

I also saw Peter Noone perform at the plaza between the towers for their Summer 2001 concert series. There were scary fat dudes with ponytails all around in stained Norton Records shirts.
 

LuluB

PUPPY HEAD!
#49
riding in an elevator with joe franklin and having him try to make small talk with you (joe franklin: so you got the part? me: what? huh? oh, no practice group. joe franklin: oh, well, have fun).

erika
 
#52
Originally posted by Dyna Moe
I'd stand next to the Duane Reed near the Sephora and call random people in my cell phone's memory to kill time, eat a .75 cent roll at Ecce Panis and stare at the bank of escalators coming up from the PATH.
I used to pass the PATH escalators during morning rush hour and marvel at the massive crowds gushing up from below. If you stood in front of the Gap and watched, it looked like spawning season. I imagined some huge grizzly bear swiping his paw in and grabbing some frantic analyst, flopping and squirming like a salmon.

I also love that New York is in the USA, but not of the USA. It's a third world country, a modern city-state ala Venice or Milan.
 
#54
The UCB!
Baseball
The Beastie Boys
Run DMC
The Brooklyn Bridge
The Village Vanguard
Madison Square Garden
The "fasten your seat belt" cab messages
Jackhammers on Sunday morning
Falling asleep to the sound of sirens
The freedom of Giving the finger to a complete stranger.
 
#55
I've got one

Fighting with the person next to you on the subway then sitting next to them for 10 more stops because you have a seat and nothing can make you move.
 
#58
The empire state building, and how it changes colors

Cobble Hill, and how european Smith is.

Park Slope, and how Henry James it is.

Harlem, and the soul of the Apollo (and Cotton Club).

The Upper West Side, and B&H Bagels and Zabars.

The Flat Iron building, and that gorgoues park, and the building for toys.

Union Sqaure, and how european it is (and those crazy digital numbers).

SOHO, and the fab cloths, and the fab people

The East Village, and the wannabee cool people, and the dive bars.

The West Village, and the homey restaurants and cafes. You feel like you are in Belgium. In a real village.

Midtown, and how you look up you don't see much sky.

Tourists, and how the always take up too much space.

Rockerfeller Center, and all the amazing amount of money they spent on that place.

FAO Schwartz, and how that song just makes you know its a kid store.

Central Park, when it's cold, and yet people still go there.

The Upper East Side, and the doorman, and the pretense of a garden that runs down Park.

Yorkville, and the exclusivity of money that that place reeks.

Riverside Drive, and the intellectual air it has, so near Columbia.

Columbia, and the mix of students, and New Yorkers: it's its own little world.

NYU and all the money they have. They own Union Sqaure.

Pushers hissing "smoke, smoke, smoke", and no one cares (to buy off them!)

Broadway, and how it refuses to follow the grid. Love that.

The Ferry, and how you see all of NY, not just Manhattan, but Brookly, a peek at Queens, and yes even Jersey.

How can see the Statue of Liberty from my window.

The Brooklyn Bridge, and how it appeals to the fit with their bikes, lovers holding hands, and tourists with the cameras, gawking at the sun as it sets.

Music, and how there is always a show on.

Improv, and how there is always a show on.

Food, and you can have it whenever you want, from whrever you want (so long as you live on the "island" that is).

Cabs, and how rude, and yes, smelly the drivers can be.

Manholes, and how they ooze smoke sometimes. Love that.

Pot holes, and how the city waits sometimes to fix them.

The homeless, with their crazy stories about how you should help them, what happened to them!

Grand Central, and the consellations.

The Twin Towers, and that hole they left. I still get lost in the West Village without them to show the way.

The meat packing district, and the mix of models, NJ sluts, and cross dressed hookers. The best.

The "real" Brooklyn, inbetween Park Slope and Coney Island, where everyone is a fireman or a cop and lives in a house. Or they are Hasidic, or foriegn, and just seem "different".

And yes, the smell of piss in the summer.
 

Brian Marks

member of the conspiracy
#59
Originally posted by dggoldst
jews
I second the Jews// New York is nothing without the Jews. Where would those gentiles be without us? I tell you where they would not be, at the Kosher Deli. There would not be any.
 

Brian Marks

member of the conspiracy
#60
You know what really akes New York. Political borders. Without them you would not where New York ends or Jersey begins or how Brooklyn and Queens are not reaaly apart of the island they are really on.
 
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