What has the WPA done for you?

[Gethard]

Tonight at WPA I will box anyone who voted for Zach Woods in that poll in the New York forum. You bring the headgear, I bring the thunderfists.

Oh yeah, dust storms are awful and pa, I don't wanna shoot the rabbit.

30s! 30s!

- Geth

 

[Billy Merritt]

I saw this show last night as I was getting my man.
These gentlemen are quite funny.
I would like to endorse this show for all of you to watch.
If you don't watch them, then I will be watching you.

 

[Billy Merritt]

Hoover approved

 

[delabarre]

I heard that Billy has a bag that he brings on stage with him... is that legal?? a big, smelly, gnarlly, rodent ridden, SARS dipped...bag. (I think it's canvas - onion?)

 

[Billy Merritt]

Take a break and come on in for a show.
That dam can wait a day.