What has the WPA done for you?

Billy Merritt

Stay on the floor!
#1
We have been doing shows all over this great city of ours for the last year, and we were wondering if you have any WPA stories that you may be able to share. Now as you know we try to do uplifting tales to set your heart at ease. We would like to know how the WPA may have changed your life.
Maybe the WPA helped you realize things ain't all that bad.
Maybe you got to eat a sandwich after a show.

If you don't have a story, then come on down and maybe we can set your spirit ablaze with good times.

The WPA Theater Project presents the SUNSHINE BOYS

at the new UCB Theater
307 west 26th street [on the corner of 8th ave.]
Tuesdays at 9:30 pm [ with the show, Hooray for Mark and Ari]
Tix 5 dollars
Res. 212-366-9176
 

DJ Plan B

Enemy Combatant
#2
The only thing the WPA has ever done for me was keep me from getting back to the chain gang, so I guess I don't mind that so much. They also made me belly laugh quite a bit. Once I almost rolled over on the ground and nearly spilled my tin cup of moonshine.

My only problem with the Sunshine Gang is they apparently have been infiltrated by some un-American elements that seem to talk about some guy named Marx alot. Why don't you go back to Russia with Emma Goldman!

(seriously, this is the best damn show going right now)
 

Gethard

Daaaarrrrryyyllll
#4
The WPA picked me out of that warm Bakersville, California gutter and got me back on my feet. I was doin' lots of thieven and such, the WPA told me "Stop your stealin'! Do your duty!"

I also found out that Communism is the only good form of gubbermint. Come on Tuesday @ 9:30 to the Maverick Workcamp and I'll explain, in meticulous detail, why this is.

Lester Pawtunk
 

LuluB

PUPPY HEAD!
#7
Originally posted by Gethard
The WPA picked me out of that warm Bakersville, California gutter and got me back on my feet. I was doin' lots of thieven and such, the WPA told me "Stop your stealin'! Do your duty!"

I also found out that Communism is the only good form of gubbermint. Come on Tuesday @ 9:30 to the Maverick Workcamp and I'll explain, in meticulous detail, why this is.

Lester Pawtunk
oh, lester that's bakersFIELD. please, hun', remember your hometown. your folks miss you.

love,
ma
 

Billy Merritt

Stay on the floor!
#8
Well now it looks like it's time for another show round here.
I would like to take this time to thank the WPA for giving me a chance to perform for you good people. People of the earth, earth people. As you grab hold of your next handful of soil, don't just see the dryness, the lack of nutriants that make things grow.
See the comedy of the situation. It's funny, dusty kind of funny.
 

jezebell

Strawberry Rhubarb Pie
#13
God Bless You WPA

I was feeling a little crummy tonight, but then WPA got me singing and laughing and smiling, and I felt so happy after. I am still feeling it! God bless you little carriers of salvation. You are truly doing your duty for your country and God.:D :inlove: :inlove: :love: :love: :love: :blush: :up: :wave:
 

LuluB

PUPPY HEAD!
#14
wpa gave me a cheese sandwich of comedy when i was feeling down and tired after a long day of dam building.

wpa also made me re-evaluate my home town. thank you, lester, how could i forget that it actually is bakersville.

thank you president roosevelt,
erika
 

PatBaer

hey, that's me
#18
The WPA found me outside a boxcar, eating my fingernails for dinner. They gave me a wheelbarrel full of stuff and suddenly I became a stagehand for the Sunshine Gang!

Thank you WPA. Recently your make-em-up about the future scared me straight. The world's going to hell in 30 years, so lets smile today!
 

Billy Merritt

Stay on the floor!
#19
Well I got joy, joy, joy, joy,
down in my heart
down in my heart
down in my heart
I got Joy, joy, joy, joy,
down in my heart







oh god I could use a sandwich
 

Billy Merritt

Stay on the floor!
#20
I saw the light
I saw the light

When that big old light house shown my way

Oh sweet darling I saw the light


Songs like this and a free cheese sandwich tonight.
 
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