What did you have for breakfast?

[dggoldst]

guys like you.

Awesome! :up:

 

[Cap'n Blackett]

A banana and a can of coke. Sad? Maybe, but David Lee Roth is moonlighting as my nutritionist.

 

[GoldDustWoman]

In great pain because my tonsils are the size of a porn stars testicles,

1 cup Earl Grey tea with milk and honey (Tea sucks unless you're sick)
1 homemade grilled alpine lace swiss cheese sandwich (low fat because the holes are the diameter of a porn star's testicles) on shitty Wonder Light bread
1 banana (the size of.....never mind).

 

[furf]

one belgian waffle, smothered in butter and syrup
three eggs scrambled well
bacon, crispy
home fries
rye toast
vanilla milkshake w/ a shot of whiskey
four cups of coffee, black no sugar

 

[rroach1115]

2 cups of coffee
one bowl of Special K
two eggos w/syrup
one glass of oj

 

[zohar]

strawberries, yogurt, granola, honey flakes, soy milk all mixed in a bowl
Shot of OJ from the carton (it's good to live alone)

 

[Neil Ruddy]

you won

guys like you.

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