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That to me is one of the greatest movie lines ever uttered on fillm. Pathetic isn't it?
I just found this site the same way most of you found this site through Ali's journal I found it both funny and sad. Sad because I could be, mightbe, probably am one of those dirtbags. I don't know if I would be renting up to six videos per day but maybe one or two per week. The sad thing is that I have an extremely attractive wife and I love her dearly. She just doesn't do it for me all of the time in the bedroom.
I started seeing a psychologist last month and I don't know if he can figure me out anymore than I can. The thing that pisses me off about him is that he just sits there and listens to me. I ask him how to fix things and he asks me what I think. What I think? I think I am fucking nuts and seriously a danger to myself. Why the hell else would I be there. Aren't doctors supposed to make you better?
The shitty thing is my problem seems to be the thing that I like the most SEX! If I am not having sex, I am thinking of sex, or how I am going to get sex the next time I need it. Yeah I am married but the sex isn't there like I thought it would be. Since I got married I have gone to call girls, and "massage parlors" It is just too fucking weird for me.
Anyway I thought I might start a journal here maybe some of you can help me out with my problems?
I am your typical guy I like funny movies, as well as shoot'em up action movies. I actually went to Tomb Raider 2 and enjoyed the movie not just because Angelina Jolie is hot! Money is a big issue with me if I have I spend it thus I rarely have it. My parents suck since they are always calling me and wanting me to do stuff for them. If I don't then they give me a huge guilt trip. Now even my brother is trying this tactic. Sometimes I wish they would all just go away. Anyway got to get back to work maybe my next entry will be a little more exciting. Later!
I just found this site the same way most of you found this site through Ali's journal I found it both funny and sad. Sad because I could be, mightbe, probably am one of those dirtbags. I don't know if I would be renting up to six videos per day but maybe one or two per week. The sad thing is that I have an extremely attractive wife and I love her dearly. She just doesn't do it for me all of the time in the bedroom.
I started seeing a psychologist last month and I don't know if he can figure me out anymore than I can. The thing that pisses me off about him is that he just sits there and listens to me. I ask him how to fix things and he asks me what I think. What I think? I think I am fucking nuts and seriously a danger to myself. Why the hell else would I be there. Aren't doctors supposed to make you better?
The shitty thing is my problem seems to be the thing that I like the most SEX! If I am not having sex, I am thinking of sex, or how I am going to get sex the next time I need it. Yeah I am married but the sex isn't there like I thought it would be. Since I got married I have gone to call girls, and "massage parlors" It is just too fucking weird for me.
Anyway I thought I might start a journal here maybe some of you can help me out with my problems?
I am your typical guy I like funny movies, as well as shoot'em up action movies. I actually went to Tomb Raider 2 and enjoyed the movie not just because Angelina Jolie is hot! Money is a big issue with me if I have I spend it thus I rarely have it. My parents suck since they are always calling me and wanting me to do stuff for them. If I don't then they give me a huge guilt trip. Now even my brother is trying this tactic. Sometimes I wish they would all just go away. Anyway got to get back to work maybe my next entry will be a little more exciting. Later!