was your family incestuous?

why am i reading this

  • i am an improvator nerd

    Votes: 1 3.0%

  • i am a computer nerd

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • i am keven mullaney (computer and improvator nerd)

    Votes: 13 39.4%

  • i am a loyal devotee to shitbag

    Votes: 9 27.3%

  • what was the question?

    Votes: 4 12.1%

  • can't answer right now because i am too busy not improvating

    Votes: 6 18.2%
  • Total voters
    33
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Shitbag Ballcowski

New Member
#1
#1
blerp blerp blerp



shitbag has noticed that these virtual improvator sites are more incestuous then even the most royal of families.

when you aren't jerking off your improv siblings you are bleeding stupidity at a rate even hard core hemopheliacs would admire.

i hate to dissappoint (no i don't) but all of you cyber devotees are not improv nerds............ you are computer nerds.

improv nerds spend a lot of time improvating (and then drinking)

computer nerds spend a lot of time on the computer- which one are you?

and shitbag also heard that new amsterdam was a town with things to do, judging from all the nyc cyber improvators there must not be much to do except put your most inane thoughts on this and other sites

is all of this true?-yes

i have to leave now and practice my funny walk-on character

could one of you with too much time on your hands (whoever is reading this) please send a copy of this over to the yesand nerdboard?)
 
Illades

Illades

New Member
#3
#3
When I first got this job I tried practicing improv all day, but I was quickly reprimanded, so now I'm tied to the computer all day.

I do, however, jerk off my brother.
 
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Barbaras Soft

New Member
#5
#5
I doubt you have any talent...

...or else you wouldn't be posting such nonsense. Incest is not funny either. I should know, I could tell you a whole bunch of stories. Not about me personally, but about some of my friends and the things that their relatives did to them, like shoving coke bottles in them and the like.

Whoever you are, Mr. Ballcowski, I hope you find something better to do with your time and let the people who are doing something with their lives be free to post. I am awesome. You are not.
 
Illades

Illades

New Member
#6
#6
Truth be told, incest can be sometimes funny.

Go to http://www.improvolymp.com/del/quotes.html
and read the quote which begins "It's a grim business, this being funny"

By finding laughter in something horrible it by no means is any disrespect for those who have suffered it, nor is it a negation of the horror of the problem itself. It's a natural release. The best, most offensive AIDS jokes I've ever heard are from people who volunteer and work with AIDS patients and by all means care deeply for them and have probably spent a great deal of time crying over it.

Having said that, the post that kicked off this thread is quite unfunny, stemming mostly from its lack of cleverness or insight than from the subject matter.

God bless this mess,
Ed
 
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PJacobi

Roadhog
#8
#8
Shitbag is Canale

Please don't take him seriously becuase he doesn't take himself seriously.

Shitbag, perhaps you want to pretend that Improbaters spend more time improbating and drinking, but how about improbaters who spend all day sleeping, getting high, and occasionally improbating? Or pretending to coach for that matter?
 
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Shitbag Ballcowski

New Member
#9
#9
good to hear you're awsome

o barbaras soft only someone who currently has a coke bottle inside them would think that incest isn't funny

i am doing something with my life, i'm using my limitless talents to remind you of your self limiting practices of spendings all of your times hear on the nerdboard.


and as for you ill aids i think that you don't know what you are talking about cause you have to use a nerd connector to some dead guy thread and you also incorrectly classificated the original post as unfunny which is something only an unfunny cruel person would do. so please take your mouth off of your uncles good testacle and remove your hands froms your keyboard forever and bj coby you only think you know what you are talking about.



keep proving my poiint with every reply. nerds (the term nerds will hertofore be changed to mullaneyites) mullaneyites.
 
Illades

Illades

New Member
#10
#10
Shitbag!!!!! (shaking fists)

You know full well that my uncle has no good testicles and that I'm quite sensitive about the fact that I have to spend my time sucking on his bad testicles. Why you would bring that up in a public forum, I don't understand.

But since you have, let me say this.

The fact that my keyboard is my connection to the world is in no way, shape or form any business of yours. My allergies and the fact that I have to be live in this shitty bubble, buggering my relatives is my business alone. I would prefer it if you would not air my dirty laundry for all to see. As for saying that your first post here is unfunny, I can only speak the truth. My mommy didn't raise a liar!

Fuck!

In tears,
Ed Illades
 
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Spiro

Pinned King
#11
#11
except shitbag it's a total computer nerd mv to type fast and not correct your misspellings. that's a 3l1t3 h4x0r move. so i think you are a total nerd maybe you don't use computers as much as we do but you've check this twice today so you are at least 20% a nerd as most of these other people. or you need the approval of people's responses. now you are only hassling the people who don't get how funny you are, how nice is that? i think you are nicer than that, i think you are probably so nice that you like to wear big frilly white panties and play with your stomach hair while you jerk off to internet porn (which you pay for because you haven't found the usenet or bearshare yet) and occasionally check to see if the latest hapless victime has done their thing on your thread. reprobate, improvateor. and who's kaufman, c'mon, spill it like your spunky goo. i am so bored during the day and i don't get to go outside so i like to funnel my psychic frailty into typeing inanae responses to useless questions and suppositions.

i steal your game and play it bladyy
 
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Barbaras Soft

New Member
#12
#12
If you are insinuating...

...that I have a coke bottle inside of me, then you have another think coming, because I don't.

Thank you P Jacobi for unmasking Mr. Balcowski. I have never seen him perform but I can imagine he could not be very good and he obviously does not give a snails ass about improvisation.

And if it must be known, I HAVE BEEN MOLESTED!!! By my mom and it hurt a lot and now we don't talk and that is why I am in improvization because it is very theraputic.
 
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quelfromage

New Member
#15
#15
As his brother, I must say that he would jerk me off if I could pull him away from that damned computer!!!

I must agree with Master Thespian who started this discussion.

Computer bad
Improv good

But I think that he should spend less time on the computer. He might be less frustrated....
 
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PJacobi

Roadhog
#16
#16
Shitbag is right.

However juvenile he may cloak his points, Canale usually has one. I think what he is saying in his first post is this:

1) The "Is Chicago Improv Incestuous?" thread was a lame, lame excuse for using time to talk about nothing at all. He is right and I agree with him.

2) By calling us all seemingly offensive names, Shitbag is trying to show that the only thing that this message board does is get people to bicker over semantics and look for opportunities to be offended. Again, he is right.

3) Talking about improv on a message board will not make your improv beter, so quit trying. Get out and do some improv.

4) Most of what we post on here is inane and or congratulatory. He is right.

5) Blerp Blerp Blerp. Right Again.

Long live Shitbag and his postings. May he become as inane and nerdy as the rest of us.

From here on out, I declare myself a Ballcowski-ite.
 
Illades

Illades

New Member
#18
#18
Hey, PJacobi, you should try to get a job as critic for ArtForum. You are good at determining someone else's intentions from the confusing mess they leave and explaining it condescendingly to lamen.

As for wasting time here, I work at a bank office, which is a waste of time anyway. Were they to allow me the chance to do improv here, believe me, I would much rather be doing that than talking about it. As it happens, my budget has forced me into this life of corporate servitude, in order to allow myself the time to pursue my real interests.

I love you all.

"Yes and" this :flip: :flip:
 
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Asaf

a slapdash production
#19
#19
YESand misses shitbag

Hey, Shitbag, wha happened? You no write, you no call, I offer you a column and you no take me up on it.

Come by and post. I know many of us miss the stream of spew that is shitbag.
 
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Bernie

Uh oh--He thought again.
#20
#20
Mr. Bagshit, I mean Mr. Shitbag:

I am a computer Nerd. An insestuous improvator. I played doctor with my cousins when I was young. I'm not improvising right now. What are you doing right now?


-Bernie "nothin says lovin like lovin your cousin" Kravitz
 
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