Vicious Liquid
- Thread starter UncleSally
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I want to tell all of you some details of the show. But I can't, because O'Neill would kill me. But you'll have to trust in the fact that you absolutely need to be there.
O'Neill is awesome.
Tarik Davis brings the motherfucking heat.
Zach Woods is the future, see him today.
Gethard doesn't fuck things up as bad as he usually does.
Make a reservation.
- Gethard
O'Neill is awesome.
Tarik Davis brings the motherfucking heat.
Zach Woods is the future, see him today.
Gethard doesn't fuck things up as bad as he usually does.
Make a reservation.
- Gethard
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In the few short hours of sleep I have been afforded before heading off to my high-powered job, I have received an overwhelming number of private messages and e-mails from a great many women who are looking for a shapeless, timid, and fragile, if not outright broken, man to take on as a "project". Despite my previous intimations, I am not that man. While I am understanding, thoughtful, and skilled in the ways of metaphor, my core is like the steel that built this great nation, and it will change shape for no one.
Ladies, at 9:30 pm this Monday, avert your gaze. Direct it towards the UCBT stage. That Viscious Liquid is the molten steel that we will forge into the great nation of tomorrow.
Make a reservation!
Ladies, at 9:30 pm this Monday, avert your gaze. Direct it towards the UCBT stage. That Viscious Liquid is the molten steel that we will forge into the great nation of tomorrow.
Make a reservation!
While dressing this morning, I have received a number of questions via private message such as these:
"Hey 'Purnell' -- are you even in the show?"
"What's up 'Justin'-- do you even know what the show is about?"
"Tarik--you can come out from under there -- I don't know how you've been doing the both-of-you-at-one-time thing, but this 'Purnell' bit is getting pretty tedious. Stop. Seriously. ok?"
My friends, I assure you I am an individual. An individual blessed with free will. And with that free will, I've already made a reservation. This Monday at 9:30 at the UCBT, I'll go find out why I made that reservation.
My mind is free, and it's about to be blown away.
"Hey 'Purnell' -- are you even in the show?"
"What's up 'Justin'-- do you even know what the show is about?"
"Tarik--you can come out from under there -- I don't know how you've been doing the both-of-you-at-one-time thing, but this 'Purnell' bit is getting pretty tedious. Stop. Seriously. ok?"
My friends, I assure you I am an individual. An individual blessed with free will. And with that free will, I've already made a reservation. This Monday at 9:30 at the UCBT, I'll go find out why I made that reservation.
My mind is free, and it's about to be blown away.
Reminder!
Vicious Liquid - O'Neill! Gethard! Davis! Woods! Under the cold, controlling directorial hand of Terry Jinn!
A fun date!
A good way to vent your anger!
No Crips! No Bloods! A gang free environment!
A positive way to interact with people non-cybernetically!
With Rob Huebel's Smooth Criminal!
Monday, 9:30, UCB Theater (26th and 8th)
$5
212-366-9176 for reservations
Vicious Liquid - O'Neill! Gethard! Davis! Woods! Under the cold, controlling directorial hand of Terry Jinn!
A fun date!
A good way to vent your anger!
No Crips! No Bloods! A gang free environment!
A positive way to interact with people non-cybernetically!
With Rob Huebel's Smooth Criminal!
Monday, 9:30, UCB Theater (26th and 8th)
$5
212-366-9176 for reservations
Ah, nighttime. When the thoughts of good little boys and girls turn to prayer. As I don't maintain a journal here, I thought it might be a treat for you all if I were to open up and offer a rare glimpse into my spiritual side. Enjoy!
"Dear Lord. As per usual, I thank thee for the cornucopia of heavenly and earthly delights that thou hast bestowed upon me. My life has been blessed with health and the knowlege of many of thy most sacred creations. However, I heard the highest realization of thy glory ever is coming up tomorrow, and while I have a reservation and everything (so it should be smooth sailing), I don't want to get held up at work or whatever, so if thou couldst just keep an eye out for that, that would be awesome.
Anyhoo, I was hoping to be blessed with the knowlege of Vicious Liquid, a heavenly new offering tomorrow night at 9:30 at the UCBT. Please also just make sure that thou realizest that, since there is only one currently scheduled performance, that those that dost miss the show tomorrow, be it a result of their ignorance or evil countenance, might know not what they do. Please don't go all vengeful and Old Testamenty and strike down these wicked fools who are not a part of the "Enlightened 140," however much they may deserve it.
Also, I don't mean to ask for too much, and I definitely don't mean to side coach, but if thou art thinking about a walk-on, couldst thou check that impulse and just make sure thou art moving the scene forward with it? Thou hast been doing a lot of them recently, and it's starting to seem a little self-indulgent. I mean, yeah, thou art great with the voices, but dost we really need a burning bush in every scene?"
Amen.
Q: W.W.J.D?
A: J.W.S.V.L.M.A.9:30.A.U.C.B.T.(W/.R.H's.S.C!)
"Dear Lord. As per usual, I thank thee for the cornucopia of heavenly and earthly delights that thou hast bestowed upon me. My life has been blessed with health and the knowlege of many of thy most sacred creations. However, I heard the highest realization of thy glory ever is coming up tomorrow, and while I have a reservation and everything (so it should be smooth sailing), I don't want to get held up at work or whatever, so if thou couldst just keep an eye out for that, that would be awesome.
Anyhoo, I was hoping to be blessed with the knowlege of Vicious Liquid, a heavenly new offering tomorrow night at 9:30 at the UCBT. Please also just make sure that thou realizest that, since there is only one currently scheduled performance, that those that dost miss the show tomorrow, be it a result of their ignorance or evil countenance, might know not what they do. Please don't go all vengeful and Old Testamenty and strike down these wicked fools who are not a part of the "Enlightened 140," however much they may deserve it.
Also, I don't mean to ask for too much, and I definitely don't mean to side coach, but if thou art thinking about a walk-on, couldst thou check that impulse and just make sure thou art moving the scene forward with it? Thou hast been doing a lot of them recently, and it's starting to seem a little self-indulgent. I mean, yeah, thou art great with the voices, but dost we really need a burning bush in every scene?"
Amen.
Q: W.W.J.D?
A: J.W.S.V.L.M.A.9:30.A.U.C.B.T.(W/.R.H's.S.C!)
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