Variety Underground's BEST SHOW: Thursday!

[VarietyUndrgrnd]

Okay, I don't mean this as a slight against any of our previous shows...

but I'm quite sure Variety Underground is going to have its BEST SHOW EVER this Thursday.

First off, we have TJ Monkey's, the very smart improv group.

Then we have Next Monday, a group of NBC employees who do sketch comedy.

Thirdly, Cassis, an extremely attractive and witty singer/songwriter who plays the accordion. And she's German!

Finally, Jonathan Maximus Rockenstern will perform an improvised musical.

And the whole night is FREE.

Holy crap.

*Thursday, Apr. 24th 7pm*
Sean Taylor and Tony Carnevale's
VARIETY UNDERGROUND
Parkside Lounge, 317 E. Houston St - @Attorney St.
(F/V to "2nd Avenue," then walk east on Houston)
cost: 2 drinks ($3 pints) (VERY loosely enforced)

 

[VarietyUndrgrnd]

Yes, there PROBABLY WILL be free pizza at this show.

Free food at a show as awesome as this? Could we come any closer to just paying you for showing up?

 

[Bunicula]

If this super line-up weren't enough, Brian Mitchell and his ever-changing, ever-wonderful band is playing @ 11 o'clock after them. And he plays the accordion as well! Get your bellows-based music fix in tomorrow!

 

[PairOfSox]

I'm coming!!!!! FREE PIZZA!!!!! I can finally eat cheese again since Lent is over!

!!!!

 

[TC]

I'm gonna be there, hosting up a storm with the nicest guy in New York, Sean Taylor!

 

[PorterMason]

Proof of Sean's niceness:

He gave me an uncalled for, out-of-the-blue compliment last week, having nothing to do with what we were talking about or anything I had really done.

Also, we are overlooking the fact that while Sean is nice, he is very funny. Sean commits to bits. Especially VU hosting bits. Come watch and see!

 

[VarietyUndrgrnd]

Tonight's special secret surprise will be:

a video.

WHAT WILL IT BE ABOUT????

 

[jenni]

i know one video will be about an ass and a towel...
now you have to come to see...

 

[goldfish boy]

Rockenstern's lineup tonight: Four beautiful women...and I'm the only boy!

Jeepers, I don't know if you're excited about it, but I sure am.

 

[TC]

Hey, this WAS the best Variety Underground ever. Thanks to everyone who performed, and thanks to the audience... it was so much fun! And so much variety!

Cassis.... mmmmm.

When I shook her hand, she kind of came in for a cheek-kiss and it made me very uncomfortable. Those Europeans. Heh.

Why do I want her to do it again?

 

[lil'buttercup]

Originally posted by Tony Carnevale
Why do I want her to do it again?

Because she's hella sexy, plays the accordion and has that amazing, swooping, throaty voice voice PLUS a giant pink flamingo, that's why.

Oh, jeez - and lest we forget - you also got to see Variety Underground and Rockenstern's first lesbian kiss! That's right, free pizza, cheap beer and hot chicks makin' out!

You never know where the music will take you...

 

[goldfish boy]

Originally posted by goldfish boy
Rockenstern's lineup tonight: Four beautiful women...and I'm the only boy!

Jeepers, I don't know if you're excited about it, but I sure am.

Originally posted by lil'buttercup
Oh, jeez - and lest we forget - you also got to see Variety Underground and Rockenstern's first lesbian kiss!

It's always nice when expectations are met. Yep. :up: