UCBT Documentary at Variety Underground THURSDAY

[VarietyUndrgrnd]

This Thursday at VU:

The Locals (UCBT documentary team)
Loser Tag (New improv group! Whee!!)
Aaron & Tony (From "Late Night with Conan O'Brien")

And house beatboxer Shockwave.

And, possibly, Sean Taylor's sister. (UNCONFIRMED.)

*Thursday, June 5th, 7pm*
Sean Taylor and Tony Carnevale's
VARIETY UNDERGROUND
Parkside Lounge, 317 E. Houston St - @Attorney St.
(F/V to "2nd Avenue," then walk east on Houston)
cost: 2 drinks ($3 pints) (VERY loosely enforced)

 

[dkois]

Blurry, uncomfirmed picture of THE LOCALS

xoxo
Dan

 

[Antny]

Was this picture somehow taken in a mirror by the camera Dan is holding?

I think my brain is melting.

-Antny

 

[El Jefe]

I'm so in love with that picture. And with VARIETEEEEEEEEE UNDERGROUND!

We are going to bring it hard. Almost too hard. We will creep you out and possibly scare you.

 

[dkois]

Originally posted by Antny
Was this picture somehow taken in a mirror by the camera Dan is holding?

Yes, it was. I don't know why the angle looks wrong.

I think my brain is melting.

Wait until you hear this: it was Demblowski's camera, even though I took the picture!!!

xoxo
Dan

 

[Sean_Taylor]

Originally posted by VarietyUndrgrnd
And, possibly, Sean Taylor's sister. (UNCONFIRMED.)

C O N F I R M E D



*Thursday, June 5th, 7pm*
Sean Taylor and Tony Carnevale's
VARIETY UNDERGROUND
Parkside Lounge, 317 E. Houston St - @Attorney St.
(F/V to "2nd Avenue," then walk east on Houston)
cost: 2 drinks ($3 pints) (VERY loosely enforced)

 

[Gabe]

Even though the photo was taken on the set of The Poseidon Adventure - these are funnny folks.

GO SEE THEM

 

[VarietyUndrgrnd]

Demblowski must have dug that 7-pixel digital camera out of a Frosted Flakes box.

 

[Demblowski]

!

The picture I will create Thursday in the viewing window of your imagination will be high definition. DEAL!

-md

 

[Sean_Taylor]

FORE!

First Round of the US OPEN golf tournament is TODAY!

After recovering from the intense golf, mosey on over to the Parkside Lounge at 7pm and grab a slice of free pizza and watch some great comedy. Variety Underground is not a major golf tournament, heck...it's not even a regular golf tournament, but it is a great way to spend an evening of the first day of a major golf tournament.

See you tonight.

 

[VarietyUndrgrnd]

I heard there might be FEMALE NUDITY at this show...

 

[goldfish boy]

Stop pimping Sean's sister, VU.

 

[VarietyUndrgrnd]

And there will be FREE PIZZA.

We now have a pizza sponsor!

 

[VarietyUndrgrnd]

Bling bling!

This event is FREE!

with FREE PIZZA!

And $3 PINTS!

And a CUTE WAITRESS!

And SEAN TAYLOR'S SISTER!

 

[Sean_Taylor]

Originally posted by Sean_Taylor
First Round of the US OPEN golf tournament is TODAY!

Oops. Turns out it's the Kemper Open. Next week is the US Open.

Darn.

Now I guess I need plans this weekend.

 

[tanouye]

I thought they had renamed the Kemper Open.


-Maryland Dude who Doesn't Know Much About Golf

 

[Sean_Taylor]

Originally posted by tanouye
-Maryland Dude who Doesn't Know Much About Golf

Well you do, in fact, know this.

The TPC at Avenel, formerly the "Kemper Open" or "TPC at Avenel" is now called only the "TPC at Avenel". What happened to the Kemper Open? It's a mystery.