TICKLES: UCB CAGEMATCH: THURSDAY 11pm

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JoelIsNotHere

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TICKLES has been through the Arena, DCM Indie Cagematch and The Magnet's Inferno and now....TICKLES is in the UCB CAGEMATCH!!
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Hello friends, isn't it time we got together and shared some laughs and good times? I think so! So what are you doing October 7 at 11pm? Nothing? OHMYGOD! We're at Cagematch that night. You should come out.

So come out, laugh, vote, laugh, vote twice!*

TICKLES is:
Aaron Burdette
Will Cooper
Jesse Galle
Jared Hacker
Jake Kalos
Christian Polanco
Joel Straley
Chris Teja

What else are you gonna be doing at 11pm on a Thursday? Watch the local news? I very much doubt that.





*seriously though, don't you fuckin' dare vote twice! Have some fuckin' respect for democracy, you shit!
 
justin grace

justin grace

Has apelike intensity.
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I for one think it's great that a team of such virulent white supremacists as Tickles has found acceptance in this community. It's a real sign of progress that we are able to look past a person's beliefs, no matter how ugly or hateful they may be, and truly judge them based on the quality of their work. I know in my heart that if we just continue to show Tickles love, one day, they'll no longer harbor such deep hatred towards other races and creeds, no matter how strongly (or loudly) they cling to it now.

So remember when you sit in that Cagematch crowd, a vote for Tickles doesn't have to be a vote for white supremacy. That's just probably how they'll interpret it.
 
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BSJ

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Tickles is one hilarious group of men. Learn their names now, my friends, for you will have a burning desire to friend each one of them on facebook by their show's end so you may show off to your family how you know eight of the funniest guys in the universe.

That reminds me, go see the Social Network. I thought it was pretty good! Wait, I don't know if that was an appropriate part of the post. Whatever.

TICKLES! TICKLES! TICKLES! TICKLES!
 
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Way2Jeff

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I for one think it's great that a team of such virulent white supremacists as Tickles has found acceptance in this community. It's a real sign of progress that we are able to look past a person's beliefs, no matter how ugly or hateful they may be, and truly judge them based on the quality of their work. I know in my heart that if we just continue to show Tickles love, one day, they'll no longer harbor such deep hatred towards other races and creeds, no matter how strongly (or loudly) they cling to it now.

So remember when you sit in that Cagematch crowd, a vote for Tickles doesn't have to be a vote for white supremacy. That's just probably how they'll interpret it.
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This is the worst post in the history of the IRC.
 
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Dr. U

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justin grace said:
I for one think it's great that a team of such virulent white supremacists as Tickles has found acceptance in this community. It's a real sign of progress that we are able to look past a person's beliefs, no matter how ugly or hateful they may be, and truly judge them based on the quality of their work. I know in my heart that if we just continue to show Tickles love, one day, they'll no longer harbor such deep hatred towards other races and creeds, no matter how strongly (or loudly) they cling to it now.

So remember when you sit in that Cagematch crowd, a vote for Tickles doesn't have to be a vote for white supremacy. That's just probably how they'll interpret it.
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Well this is something! YIKES!
 
Toastface

Toastface

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justin grace said:
I for one think it's great that a team of such virulent white supremacists as Tickles has found acceptance in this community. It's a real sign of progress that we are able to look past a person's beliefs, no matter how ugly or hateful they may be, and truly judge them based on the quality of their work. I know in my heart that if we just continue to show Tickles love, one day, they'll no longer harbor such deep hatred towards other races and creeds, no matter how strongly (or loudly) they cling to it now.

So remember when you sit in that Cagematch crowd, a vote for Tickles doesn't have to be a vote for white supremacy. That's just probably how they'll interpret it.
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Dog Court: the Glenn Becks of improv
 
Resnik

Resnik

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Dog Court has been doing some fine work at the Cage Match. It's in your best interest to see them tonight.

Also, I have it on good authority that Carl Paladino got most of those racist/lady-having-intercourse-with-a-horse e-mails from members of Tickles.
 
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AaronBurdette

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Resnik said:
Dog Court has been doing some fine work at the Cage Match. It's in your best interest to see them tonight.

Also, I have it on good authority that Carl Paladino got most of those racist/lady-having-intercourse-with-a-horse e-mails from members of Tickles.
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It was a mistake. We meant to send those e-mails to Carl Palomino, an actual horse who loves horse porn because that is the American way.
 
justin grace

justin grace

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Jed is required to say that because we pay him. Dude wouldn't be able to afford cheeseburgers without us.

In the interest of bit-dropping, I'd like to say that Tickles is a great team and a good bunch of dudes and I've been consistently impressed by their work. If you don't come to tonight's show, you're gonna be missing a barnburner.

They HAVE totally tested on animals, though.
 
Resnik

Resnik

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justin grace said:
Jed is required to say that because we pay him. Dude wouldn't be able to afford cheeseburgers without us.
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Dog Court pays me to be their coach. That's where my obligations to them end. I would never promote a show that I didn't think my friends would enjoy.

I am proud of Dog Court, not just for winning The Arena and The Inferno, but for growing as performers in the year+ that I've been working with them.

I am not required to attend the Cage Match (and get home to Brooklyn at 2:00 a.m.); I do it because I want to. And if you've seen the last two Cage Matches they've played in (and won), you would, too.

Sincerely,
Jed Resnik
 
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