This just in:
Rumor has it that Don Montrey once killed a woman...softly...with his words.
Rumor has it that Don Montrey can see through time. No shit. TIME!
Rumor has it that Don Montrey can bench press 90.72 kilograms.
Rumor has it that Don Montrey can sing all three verses of the Star Sapngled Banner...in the original olde colonial englishe.
Rumor has it that Don Montrey knows you.
Rumor has it that Don Montrey is a distant reltive of Jesus Christ...'s neighbor Fred.
Rumor has it that Don Montrey is excited to open for The N Crowd and try some stuff out for a new audience.
And check out HypnoToad.
And get a free drink...he gets a free drink right?