Today I saw Dan Smith of Dan Smith Will Teach You Guitar fame putting up a flier at a bodega. I don't know about you, but I always assumed that this was some sort of, I don't know, franchise thing or something, like Dan Smith isn't a real person per se, but there are teachers who will teach you the Dan Smith method. But today I saw The Real Dan Smith taping up a Real Dan Smith Will Teach You Guitar Flier, confirming that (a) Dan Smith is a real person; and (b) he doesn't pay some street team to put up his fliers. In other words, he's not a faceless corporate figurehead. He's a real dude, and assuming he doesn't have to put any fliers up today, he can AND WILL teach you guitar.