Was St. Patrick really a cross dressing freak?
Are those snakes? Or just rubber hoses with googly eyes?
Whats with people getting shit faced every March 17th?
Do you want the answers to these questions?
Would you like to play St. Patrick himself or maybe one of his many cronies that helped create the greatest holiday known to man?
Then come to my show!
The Unrehearsed, Historically Inaccurate Story of……St. Patrick’s Day!
Saturday March 19th @ Midnight!
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SHOW DESCRIPTION:
Dear Theater Patron,
I seem to have made a big ole mistake. I wrote a script, I purchased the props, but I forgot to rehearse it. And on top of that I HAVE NO CAST!!!! So… I am going to cast YOU, moments before the show starts. I will hand you a script, give you some props and instruct you to just listen and get ready to perform. Oh man this is going to be a fucking mess of BEAUTY!!
If you want a chance to be cast, make reservations and get in line by 11:15pm. I, Shannon O’Neill will personally come out and hand pick the best damn group of Thespians this play has ever seen and will ever see because this play will only be performed ONCE, never to be seen again! What do I look for in a cast? I love fatties, I love skinnies, I love sober people, I love drunk people. I love you all. Every shape, size and ethnicity. Let’s hold hands and spin the world!
Thanks for helping me fix my mistake. I’ll see you soon friends!
Love forever,
Shannon O’Neill
