The SWARM has a Show tonight

[Billy Merritt]

The SWARM at the UCB theater.
10pm
$7
212-366-9176

Come and see, you won't regret it.

Regrets, what DO people see in them.

 

[PatBaer]

It is a sad day for ham when the Swarm has to promote their show.

I'll be there, won't you?

 

[Maddy]

oh, sorry, ham!

We're sorry. We've been putting such a dent in your audience. Tonight we give you a break by going on at 8 and next week by taking the week off. Hope it helps.

I think we'll send our whole audience to go see you tonight! Be prepared for the influx of people!!!

Go! See the Swarm tonight! Yipee!

 

[Billy Merritt]

If we don't get at least 125 in the house tonight Secunda loses an eye. If we get over 125 I will poke Secunda in the eye. If we get exactly 125, Secunda keeps the eye. [maybe]

 

[MarkOn10th]

Billy,
There was just a passing shower.
Is the show still on?

Thanks,

Fan.

 

[Billy Merritt]

I got caught in that shower, my socks got wet. Secunda will pay dearly, tonight, at the SWARM show, at the UCB Theater, 10pm, $7.

 

[EpicZero]

I know of secunda to be a well trained Ninja. Sometimes Secunda flies, but mostly stabs.

 

[Mofo1016]

Go see The Swarm. They are the only thing standing in between us and the most horrendous of all crimes: J. Lo and B. Af's proposed remake of "Casablanca". If not for yourselves, then for the sake of the children.

-Mo