The Subway

[Will Choy]

I was standing on a train and noticed something between and older woman's breasts. I couldn't quite tell what it was- some plastic, some metal. Then I realize she's got a lighter stuck in there. It was confusing since she had a purse and backpack, the latter of which had a mesh pocket where she kept her cigarettes.

Then she tucked her sunglasses in there part of the way.

 

[benjamincanfly]

Loud preaching woman: "And where are you gonna go? Where are you gonna go without Jesus?"
Random guy, in a demon voice: "To HELLLLL."

I've jumped down onto the tracks a couple of times to pick up a dropped cell phone, and once to get a polaroid.