The Project Highlights! (1-8-04)

[mattpack]

This was so much fun! Everyone should go to this!

Thanks Terry and Armando!

Tuscadero
-Pat Baer as golf commentator
-Zach Tabacco: It's Pointilism, you should really look at it from back here.

Yar's Revenge
-Stan:"My science project is just a Ziploc bag full of butt hair"
Tony: "Well, I guess that's first prize"
-Thunder's fuck curtain!

Primal Bias
-Will Hines as prison guard: "Light's out in thirty minutes - I want you guys to do some reading before then."
Kevin Cragg: "Check this out - I just got stabbed!"

¡Festante!
-Matt repeatedly slapping Jim
-Hate fucking!

 

[donweasel]

Tuscadero (bad form to cite my own team?)
-"Nah, we can handle it; we're doctors too."
-"I dunno, I lost her at the Guggenheim. She's in the spiral somewhere."

Yar's Revenge
-Thunder's speech about why you shouldn't blame God for your shortcomings.
-team banana

Primal Bias
-Shiv pact
-Erik's car getting stolen

¡Festante!
-the sound of the contact on the last time matt backhanded jim.
-"I would wait until he fell asleep and then lick him for nourishment."

 

[Whines]

"Light's out in thirty minutes - I want you guys to do some reading before then."

That was Gavin, Package!

 

[Louie4711]

Yar's Revenge:

That bird kidnapping the plans for water baloon domination against the bannana squad at the beginning of their show and then dropping them off in another scene at the end!

I didn't actually see this move happen, I was backstage and I still loved it from what I was HEARING! Amazing!

 

[Z-Tab]

Everybody screaming "Waterdog" whenever Terry would step on stage.

"FIVE MINUTES REMAINING!"

The shiv pact.

 

[Morningstar]

Big Team Skirmish:

Kevin Cragg, "Welcome to my auto shop!! This is how I greet all my customers...."

Jen McNeill as the lounging "autoshop damsel"

Stacey Mayer and Tanouye, in the "knit off", and the meeting that followed between the talented young 5 year old knitters mother (Erin Rose Foley) and a knitting talent agent (Will Hines) trying to recruit him.

Tony Carnevales locker room stretching enticing Matt Packs, "Slingshot" fetish

 

[kevhines]

Matt Donnely: "that's why I voted for Kerry."
Kevin Cragg: "Stop bringing that up. It's 2010"

or something like that! Funny!

Project!

 

[jamriv]

In addition to the highlights already mentioned...

The first "TEN SECONDS REMAINING."

 

[Cragg]

Terry Jinn's opening question to the audience "who is at the project for the first time? Can I see hands?"

Bat Baer as the boring golf announcer simply saying "oh" or after Tiger Wood's putt.

Caitlin Miller - "I came over in a boat in and licked the leg of the passenger next to me for nutrients." It was something like that. It was funny.

 

[Sean_Taylor]

HIGHLIGHTS
Tuscadero
-Pat Baer's golf commentator, "Tiger elects to walk, since taking a golf cart is strictly prohibited by the PGA"

Yar's Revenge
- Dave Thunder behind the stool.

Primal Bias
-Will Hines and Kevin Hines scene about the dropped camera on a branch above the Grand Canyon. Will's character gradually giving himself the idea and confidence to go over the fence and Kevin's character's "covering" for him.

¡Festante!
-Jim Festante and Matt Donelly call back to the first "already been invented" scene.
JF: "You use it for wine, it's called the pull and -"
MD: "Yeah, already been invented."

Big Skirmish
-Terry pointing to me and almost allowing me to draw the names! He eventually shook his head and decided not to let me draw the names for the Big Skirmish, but I was living large there for awhile.

 

[cosmo22]

Four great shows! Great crowd and great hosting by Terry Jinn.

Highlight was when Jinn came on stage between shows and people were chanting his name: "I haven't done anything."

 

[Erin]

Tuscadero:
The apparently common site of lost children wandering around museums, building make-shift lean-tos.

Yar's Revenge:
Let's go, Team Banana.
Tony's sad attempt to migrate to Mecca, but he didn't even get out of the war-torn South.

Primal Bias:
Kevin pretending to be looking into the distance as a way of covering for Will: "You were just looking over there, and that's fine!"

Festante:
Jim's amazing (and enormous) new invention that Donnelly assures him has already been invented: "Yeah, I've got one on my keychain."

Big Skirmish:
Matt Pack screaming "Eat it! EAT IT!!!" Matt, please do that again on Saturday.

But of course the real highlight of the evening was when I finished knitting my hat.

PROJECT!!!

 

[Gavin]

During the Skirmish:

-Matt Pack after Jen tells him she wants to set him up with a friend who's also "slingshot": "I hope he's Jewish!"

-Kevin Cragg's character with the forked penis. People are telling him about all the things he can do with it ("Have a threesome with one other person!) He just shrugs and goes, "I was thinking about looking for water."

 

[beckybean]

one of my best friends thought that kevin cragg was sooooo funny that she voted for his team instead of mine in the skirmish. forked dick asshole!

 

[Whines]

Kevin Cragg was hilarious all night. As a member of his opposing team during the Big Team Skirmish, I would like to officially report that after his Team Blue finished to resounding applause I leaned over to my brother and said "I think my team just got Cragged."

"Cragg" is one of those names that's very hard to not use as a verb once you get it in your mind to do so.

 

[mattpack]

For reals! Kevin Cragg ruled it all night!

 

[Cragg]

Wow, that is really nice to hear. Thank you, guys!