The Porter Mason Victory Tour

PorterMason

for all the cows
#1
Hello IRC,
As some of you know I, Porter Mason, will be moving to Virginia at the end of June. I am going to pursue cartooning and rent-free living fulltime. Am I moving permanently? Not necessarily. But I do not know when or if I'll move back. "But, Porter," you ask.

"WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR ME?"

Good question. It means: you must come see me, Porter, in my last round of shows in New York (at least for a while). We are dubbing it "The Porter Mason Victory Tour." It begins this Thursday at 8pm at the Peoples Improv Theater:


See T.J. Monkey's Perform
Thu, Jun 5th, 8:00 pm
at Peoples Improv Theater (The PIT)
154 W. 29th St. b/w 6 & 7th Ave
make reservations: (212)563-7488
FREE!


Yes, that's right, your eyes are not lying: IT'S A T.J. MONKEY'S SHOW. AT A REAL THEATER. AND IT'S FREAKING FREE. AND IT'S AT A CONVENIENT TIME. Also joining us in performing this Thursday will be "The Porter Maison Project", a group I direct. If you haven't seen them, you haven't seen some of the best improvisers around. I'd recommend making reservations using that number above because since it's free it's sure to fill up. So come, support comedy and support Porter on his farewell tour.

Love,
Porter

P.S. In case there is any confusion, I am not joking about leaving. Have questions about it? Come see a show and then ask me about it!

COMPLETE PORTER MASON VICTORY TOUR QUIK-SCHEDULE
===========================================
(print it out, keep a copy in your pocket!)
Tuesday, June 3rd, 11pm, "Anydayville" at UCB Theater
Thursday, June 5th, 8pm, "T.J. Monkey's" at Peoples Improv Theater
Tuesday, June 10th, 9:30pm, "My Kickass Van" at UCB Theater
Thursday, June 12th, 8pm, "T.J. Monkey's" at Peoples Improv Theater
Tuesday, June 17th, 8pm, "My Kickass Van" at UCB Theater
Thursday, June 19th, 8pm, "T.J. Monkey's" at Peoples Improv Theater
Friday, June 27th, 7pm, "Anydayville" at UCB Theater
----> go to http://www.tjmonkeys.com/performance.php for full details!
 

flynnternet

The Incredible Sulk
#7
The Victory Tour makes a stop TONIGHT!

All the Mason-Heads will be there, talking about comics and penguins and Old 97's.

T.J. Monkey's
w/ The Porter Maison Project and Gun Show
at Peoples Improv Theater (The PIT)
154 W. 29th St. b/w 6 & 7th Ave
FREE!

This is one tour you cannot afford to miss.
 

PorterMason

for all the cows
#11
The Tour continues!


COMPLETE PORTER MASON VICTORY TOUR QUIK-SCHEDULE
===========================================
(print it out, keep a copy in your pocket!)
Tuesday, June 10th, 9:30pm, "My Kickass Van" at UCB Theater
Thursday, June 12th, 8pm, "T.J. Monkey's" at Peoples Improv Theater
Tuesday, June 17th, 8pm, "My Kickass Van" at UCB Theater
Thursday, June 19th, 8pm, "T.J. Monkey's" at Peoples Improv Theater
Thursday, June 26th, 7pm, "Borden & Mason" at Parkside Lounge
Friday, June 27th, 7pm, "Anydayville" at UCB Theater
----> go to http://www.tjmonkeys.com/performance.php for full details!
 
#12
Does Evel Cathedral possess an antidote to the itchy, itchy monkeypox virus?

I’m afraid not, small boy scratching the crap out of yourself.

But it is thrilled to be a part of the Porter Mason Victory Tour!!!

T.J. Monkeys
Evel Cathedral
The Office

Now, you gonna spend your five dollars on Calamine lotion or on sweet, sweet improv?

(If you have seventeen dollars, Calamine lotion comes in third behind the sweet, sweet improv and Porter’s comic compilation – what I think of as a Porterfolio ONE-TWO-THREE EDIT!!!.)

The PIT
Thursday 6/12
8:00.
 
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#13
Please note that I have "edited my post" above to change the excellent joke "Porterfolio" to the even more excellent "Comicpilation."

Please also note that I do not know how to "edit a post."
 

John Reynolds

a.k.a. "Joe Wengert"
#14
Because I am dumb I just found out only recently that Porter is blowing town. I am greatly saddened by this news and will deal accordingly with Mr. Mason when I see him in person.

However, for the purposes of this thread, I would like to highly recommend purchasing Porter's comics compilation, PRINCE QUIRKY. It is a fine read and you won't be disappointed.
 

PorterMason

for all the cows
#16
Thanks, Dan and John!

Mr. Kwako, we're thrilled to have you on the Tour. It continues tonight, people! Only five shows left!


COMPLETE PORTER MASON VICTORY TOUR QUIK-SCHEDULE
===========================================
(print it out, keep a copy in your pocket!)
Thursday, June 12th, 8pm, "T.J. Monkey's" at Peoples Improv Theater
Tuesday, June 17th, 8pm, "My Kickass Van" at UCB Theater
Thursday, June 19th, 8pm, "T.J. Monkey's" at Peoples Improv Theater
Thursday, June 26th, 7pm, "Borden & Mason" at Parkside Lounge
Friday, June 27th, 7pm, "Anydayville" at UCB Theater
----> go to http://www.tjmonkeys.com/performance.php for full details!
 

PorterMason

for all the cows
#18
This week:

Porter's Last Harold Night!
Porter's Last TJM Show!
Dillinger's First Porter's Last Harold Night!

BLAM!


COMPLETE PORTER MASON VICTORY TOUR QUIK-SCHEDULE
===========================================
(print it out, keep a copy in your pocket!)
Tuesday, June 17th, 8pm, "My Kickass Van" at UCB Theater
Thursday, June 19th, 8pm, "T.J. Monkey's" at Peoples Improv Theater
Thursday, June 26th, 7pm, "Borden & Mason" at Parkside Lounge
Friday, June 27th, 7pm, "Anydayville" at UCB Theater
----> go to http://www.tjmonkeys.com/performance.php for full details!
 

PorterMason

for all the cows
#20
OK, tonight's my last T.J. Monkey's show (again, for the foreseeable future).

Please come out. 8pm. PIT.

COMPLETE PORTER MASON VICTORY TOUR QUIK-SCHEDULE
===========================================
(print it out, keep a copy in your pocket!)
Thursday, June 19th, 8pm, "T.J. Monkey's" at Peoples Improv Theater
Thursday, June 26th, 7pm, "Borden & Mason" at Parkside Lounge
Friday, June 27th, 7pm, "Anydayville" at UCB Theater
----> go to http://www.tjmonkeys.com/performance.php for full details!
 
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