The Onion wants YOU!

[Bander]

Specifically, the Onion News Network wants to use your office (or an office you or someone you know has access to) for an upcoming shoot! Looking for any of the following types of offices. Shoot will be at end of March and last 3-5 hours with small, non-destructive crew.

1. Normal office with desk, bonus points if psychologist-y stuff in it
2. Normal office, bonus points if some Russian flair to it
3. 2 Big/corner office - CEO type
4. Normal-sized but modern/hip office

Email bander.jon@gmail.com if you can/want to oblige and I or someone like me will come take pictures! Bonus points awarded if you're located in SoHo near the Apple Store.

Your office in The Onion!

 

[jbloom]

Office?

We might be right for you. Hit me up at josh@fanaticpromotion.com.

 

[Bander]

Again!

If you live in Jersey/NYC suburbs and have a house, the Onion News Network wants to use your house (or a house you or someone you know has access to) for an upcoming shoot! Shoot will be at end of March and last 3-5 hours with small, non-destructive crew.

YOUR house in The Onion!

Also looking for offices of ANY kind. If you have a cool office/boss, hit me up! bander.jon@gmail.com

 

[Bander]

Again again!

We still want your 2-story, Jersey or NYC suburb houses (2 preferably) with bedroom/kitchen/hallway/stairway/porch/living room able to be filmed.

But now we also want your office - just your plain old office. Any office. Email me at bander.jon@gmail.com if you'd be cool with us filming there.

Again, it's a short (3-5hr) shoot with small crew. Everything will be where you left it, and we're fully insured.

Bang zoom, to the moon!