The Office & Dark Champions: Furnish My Patio

[Farahnakian]

Coming to The PIT, Saturdays at 8PM, February 1-22
Two great teams for 8 measly bucks...

A father is confronting his teenage son, miming an invisible shovel

FATHER: Answer me -- where'd you learn to do this stuff?

SON: The Office and Dark Champions, all right? I learned it by watching The
Office and Dark Champions!

NYC indie favorites THE OFFICE and DARK CHAMPIONS present "Furnish My
Patio," an all-improvised evening of family-shattering comedy.

The Office is: Carl Arnheiter, Chris Brady, Andrew Dickerson, Jesse Good,
Mike Hagen, Anthony King, Stan Laikowski, and Charlie Todd.

Dark Champions is: Sarah Burns, Alan Corey, Angeliki George, Chris Kula,
John Reynolds, Eric Scott, and Risa Sang-urai

For more information, check out:
http://improveverywhere.csbl.net/office
http://darkchampions.com

 

[Jesse Good]

One of these people will be in this show! Which one? There's only one way to find out.


Furnish My Patio
The Office & Dark Champions
Satuday in February @ The Pit

 

[Ace$Thugg]

Which one, Jesse? Which one? Can we have vote?

 

[christos]

The first picture is John Reynolds.
It's from Olan Mills.
He's in the show.

 

[sarahburns]

question

Can you dig it?

 

[Jesse Good]

What it is big mama? My mama didn't raise no dummy, I dug her rap.





JG

 

[Ace$Thugg]

Time for a PIT stop! Saturday at 8! I'm so there.

 

[thatrisa]

TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT!!!

SHOWTIME IN 2 HOURS - HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE!
-risa

 

[Midnight Mike]

Come watch Dark Champions and The Office furnish the hell out a patio. This Saturday at 8, @ The PIT.

I'm not kidding. They will furnish it right on Stage!

__________________
Come See The Office and Dark Champions at the PIT...Saturdays at 8 p.m. in February!!!

 

[Antny]

Before last week's show, this patio was bare.

Now look at it:

You gotta come see The Office & Dark Champions furnish!!

Saturday, 8:00pm
The PIT

-Antny

 

[Ace$Thugg]

We do banquet halls too.

Saturday, 8:00pm The PIT

D.C. & T.O.

 

[ctodd]

The Patio is bare once again.

Who can bring it delightful furnishings?

The PIT run continues this Saturday at 8 PM. Be there!

 

[christos]

How can he rest on a patio with no weatherproof cushions, no mesh sun-umbrella anchored in a sand-filled floral plastic base, no large maroon earthenware planters filled with rhododendrons and hibiscus?

He cannot.

Furnish his patio. Furnish his patio. Furnish his patio.

 

[Jabor]

Dear Dark Champions,
Will you hold my heart?

Dear The Office,
Will you be my Valentine?

Playing at The
Pulchritudinous
Intelligent
Throbbing

Hooray for Love and Improv!

 

[Jesse Good]

The Paitio will be on fire this Saturday.

 

[Brownstone Brat]

Testimonial #25:

I let The Office and The Dark Champions furnish my patio last week and my life has been fairies and sugar cereal ever since!

Sincerely,
Hedda Lettuce
Staten Island, NY

 

[JoeDub]

come on, internet

This show does not even need plugging. That being the case, I am going to write a partial list of Golden Books that my mother has put on a shelf in what used to be my bedroom.

- The Country Mouse and the City Mouse

- Lady and the Tramp

- The Cat that Climbed the Christmas Tree

- Bialosky's Special Picnic

- The Christmas Donkey

There is also a weird porcelain baby that faces my futon. I miss New York.

in pennsylvania,

joe wengert

(go see the show. it's the hawk.)

 

[thatrisa]

ADMIT IT!

You're DYING for a peek at the patio!

TONIGHT! TONIGHT! TONIGHT!

don't make me
-risa

 

[Chris Kula]

beyond time, beyond space ... a patio

E X T E N D E D

The Office and Dark Champions will continue to FURNISH MY PATIO throughout March.

Saturdays at 8 p.m. @ The PIT

 

[Ace$Thugg]

The month of March begins this Saturday at 12:00 am.

"Furish My Patio" begins this Saturday at 8pm @ The PIT

The month of March will never be the same.

(It's changing for the better.)

Will you be a witness?