The Kirk Cameron Repertory Players Present: A Harry Potter Musical! @ UCB 11/19

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astamate

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Friday, November 19th at Midnight
UCB Theatre
307 W 26th St. (btwn 8th and 9th Ave)

The Kirk Cameron Repertory Players Present: A Harry Potter Musical!​


Tonight, The Kirk Cameron Repertory Players will bring their special brand of revisionist artistry to New York's Upright Citizens Brigade for one special night of conservative-friendly musical theater.

They'll present a much-improved (and correct) version of J.K. Rowling's popular Harry Potter series -- this time, witchcraft is evil and Jesus is good! Because who said God-fearing Christians couldn't enjoy Harry Potter too? No one!

Inspired by Kirk Cameron, Hollywood star and hardcore Evangelical Christian, The Kirk Cameron Repertory Players have played to sold out crowds at community theaters, Growing Pains fan conventions, and creation museums all over America.

(The audience is encouraged to bring Harry Potter books and Leonardo "Show Stealer" DiCaprio DVDs to the show. There will be a book and DVD burning during the performance.)

Starring:
Michael Kayne
Ryan Dunkin
Rachel Bloom
Michael Martin
Tim Dunn
Natasha Rothwell
Sarah Claspell
Kirk D'amato
Jonathan DeMuth
Don Fanelli
Amber Petty
Mike Still

Book and Lyrics by Achilles Stamatelaky
Music by Ari Scott
Directed by Ryan Karels​

Follow the show on Tumblr.

MAKE RESERVATIONS NOW!

Or call (212) 366-9176 for more information!
 
ariscott

ariscott

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Remember to make a reservation!

Also remember the words of Leviticus 20:18: "If a man has intercourse with a woman during her monthly period, both of them are to be driven out of the community, because they have broken the regulations about ritual uncleanness."
 
ariscott

ariscott

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Here's a special Bible quote just for Sunday!

Exodus 35:2: For six days, work is to be done, but the seventh day shall be your holy day, a Sabbath of rest to the LORD. Whoever does any work on it must be put to death.

So, assuming you do no work today or next Sunday and therefore are not put to death, make a reservation for the show!
 
El Jefe

El Jefe

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The first time I saw the title of this show, I thought, Fuck. What a great idea. I wish I'd thought of that.

Can't wait to see the show! The cast looks amazing!
 
ariscott

ariscott

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Don't forget to make a reservation!

Also, don't forget to save up those silver shekels!

Deuteronomy 22:28-29 (New International Version): 28 If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, 29 he shall pay the girl’s father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the girl, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.
 
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