The Funken Drunker Experience

[Funken Drunker]

18 posts, finally some rambling

Thinkin bout Blondie naturally led me think bout couldabeen#1. Almost four years. On and off. And on. And off. And on. And off. Then we decided to live together. Which led to the Final Break.
Baaaaaahhhhhhhhh
what the fuck did I want to remind me about that for??
Bahhhhh....FUCCKKKKKKKK

damn you alcohol, damn you for not killing my brain cells like pot

weed made #1.5 a beautiful haze

ah, #1.5, I truly hardly knew ya. Was some sister action possible? Possibly. Of course, I only saw the potential for it after it was too late to act.

Not to mention #0.5(my best friends(future) SIL), who I toyed with for almost a year. So my numbering sucks but my record doesn't seem so bad, in retrospect.

for once reminiscing hasn't put me in a bad mood

better quit while I'm ahead, as far as I can see right now

F D

 

[Funken Drunker]

Cheese

The doors open and I step in. Bella is propped in the corner opposite, her arms spread and resting on the superfluous handrails circling the elevator. As I reach for any button, she almost imperceivably raises her head, previously bowed, and our eyes meet. Those voluminous, ebon orbs compel a stuttered breath.

Bella. How do I presume to describe that which is truly divine? I cannot, gentle reader, for I am merely Funken Drunker, and all the screwdrivers are kickin' in.

 

[Funken Drunker]

Episode IV:A Good Day

A friend passed me a pile of copper wire, which took me an hour to strip and will net me around $200, after I cut him in. He didn't say where he got it, and I wasn't about to ask questions. The thick, braided shit. Barber shop, here I come. ABC store, look out.

I heard from a reasonably reliable source that Bella recalls our meeting and may Be Interested. This kind of surprises me, because it was basically an exchange of 'Good Morning's and some awkward glances/check outs. I'll take it.

Presently poisoning myself with Cran-Grape & vodka. It's good-I can't even taste the vodka. If it doesn't have a name yet, I hereby christen it the 'Fudgie', because it's a goofy name that'd be funny to ask for one at a bar and it contains the letters F and D.

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Looking at the similar threads part of this board, I'm disappointed. Two OT journals, from July '01 and July '02, of which the only similarity seems to be the word 'experience' in the thread name. Two by Peter Jennings last posted to in Feb '03, which also contain the word experience. And one about multiple sclerosis (?!), last post yesterday which I am about to check out to see if there are really any similarities.

Whassup wit dat ?

 

[Funken Drunker]

(2) quarts OE
(1) pack cowboy killers (Marlboro Red)

total-$6.66

I spit on coincidence



Why is sex on the net is a billion dollar industry? Because not enough people know about usenet. There is more free smut on usenet than any ten people could use. Got a kink or fetish? There's a newsgroup or five for you.

Heard this freethought hip-hop joint on Infidel Guy. Scroll down to Infidel. That's the good dope, yo.

 

[Funken Drunker]

deep..........breath...........

humans judge the size and age of the universe based on what we can see of it. but beyond our cosmic bubble lies...

like a black hole, our universe has an event horizon, which we cannot presently penetrate.

but what if 15 or so billion years ago a black hole in another universe, one of some unimaginable number, reached it's saturation point? it made a big(silent) bang, forming our universe. seemingly localized to the inside(!) observer.

inside this universe, there seems to be finite limits for everything

beyond our vision, beyond our thinking, lies the real universe.

possibly, the whole of it

 

[Funken Drunker]

got a nice pile of (s)crap for tomorrow. some of my co-workers look down at me for scrounging, but (1) I save the company money by taking shit that would end up taking up space in a dumpster and (2) the contents of said would end up in a landfill, so I'm environmentally friendly. Somebody owes me a cookie.

Remember Zork? Enchanter? Transylvania? I've been messing around rewriting an Interactive Fiction* game I began last year. Since then, the engine has been redone and the original version of my game lost (unrelated). My prose is suspect, so I'm going to make a quickie game based on my original premise and go the feedback angle to see where I'm at. I got a whole Megaverse of ideas for sequels, too.

In other news, Funken's last post wasn't original or clever.

And now Drunker with sports:
KC is in first place and have a massive lead at the All-Star break for about the first time in forever. *Go Royals* And FTL**.



coherence...slipping...



*Like Myst, without the graphics or GUI. It was the shizzle back in the day.
** Fuck The Lakers.