Santa,
About that 5 bucks...you know the We is good for it, yo? Just give me another couple days aight man, and don't send anymore "people", you know "your large menacing friend", over to my house cause I don't have the money....but I will get the money to you man...i just need to win big tonite at the dogtrack...I'm putting all my money on #5, Sunset, and he's gonna win big, so ergo, we'll win big and I'll have your goddamn money.
Send off your goons,
Will