The Dirtiest Sketch In Nyc Contest

[Owen Burke]

What's that odor? It smells like death & flowers!

It's BACK!

YOU THINK YOU'RE DIRTY?!!!



THE DIRTIEST SKETCH IN NYC CONTEST , hosted by Jackie Clarke and Owen Burke!

Saturday June 28th
Midnight!
UCB Theatre
307 West 26th Street (Corner 0f 8th Ave.)



Contestants in THE DIRTIEST SKETCH IN NYC CONTEST are given a 3-minute time limit to perform sketches as filthy, dirty, and crude as comically possible!

Rules:
1. It has to be dirty.
2. It has to be written.
3. It has to be less than 3 minutes.

The winner gets $3.07and his or her mouth washed out with soap!

How do you sign up?

I will begin accepting submissions June 15th. I will not accept anything before June 15th. Anthing received before June 15th will be disregarded and trashed.

Send an email to owen@ucbt.net with the SUBJECT HEADING reading, “Dirty.” Any other subject heading will be disregarded and trashed.

Have the script on the email. No attachments. Your full name and name of your group (if you have one) and email address.

We’ll take the first 9 Dirty sketches delivered on June 15th.

THE DIRTIEST SKETCH IN NYC CONTEST
Saturday, June 28th
Midnight
UCB Theatre
307 West 26th Street (Corner 0f 8th Ave.)
Reservations: 212-366-9176

 

[Owen Burke]

3 more slots added

We've added 3 more slots for Dirtiest Sketch so we will accept 12 sketches total!

 

[MissFlyKitten]

If you missed the last show you missed

- Someone fucking a watermelon on stage with Jergens jiz!
- Tampon sandwich
- 2 seconds of flashed boobies!

Get in on this action!!!

 

[Owen Burke]

Don't forget a mustachioed Eric Appel fucking a teddy bear that had Roast beef sewn into its hole!

DIRTYYYYYY!

 

[MissFlyKitten]

3 slots left!
Send your sketches in - and don't miss this show!!!!

 

[MissFlyKitten]

I am coating my stomach right now with olive oil.
I beg you not to miss this special night.
I fear what will happen.

 

[MissFlyKitten]

weiners and vomit, weiners and vomit, weiners and vomit, weiners and vomit, weiners and vomit, weiners and vomit, weiners and vomit, weiners and vomit, weiners and vomit, weiners and vomit, weiners and vomit, weiners and vomit, weiners and vomit, weiners and vomit, weiners and vomit, weiners and vomit,

 

[Eric Appel]

Last time, I fucked a beef stuffed bear pussy AND Choo Choo Andee's sweet little mouth. Come see what I have in store for my dick THIS TIME!

 

[Maddy]

Come to this! I hear that there will be material that will celebrate the supreme court ruling on sodomy!

Yay!

 

[az3456]

And I hear there'll be corn! Corn!

 

[Satan]

weiners and vomit, weiners and vomit, weiners and vomit, weiners and vomit, weiners and vomit, weiners and vomit, weiners and vomit, weiners and vomit, weiners and vomit, weiners and vomit, weiners and vomit, weiners and vomit, weiners and vomit, weiners and vomit, weiners and vomit, weiners and vomit,

Just like Mom used to make.

uke:

 

[Brandy]

If you don't come to this show tonight it means you enjoy having sex with retards.

*If you DO come, I am playing the part of "Queen Retard" and I will be doing it with YOU, holmes!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Demblowski]

I had a really great time doing this tonight! Everyone was hilarious and disgusting! Father Owen and Sister Jaqueline cracked me up.

ass cunt,
MD

 

[TC]

This show taught me that Maddy looks an awful lot like some of the hotter Robert Crumb women. This is a compliment, Maddy.

 

[Erik with a "K"]

I can't believe I witnessed the sodomizing of John Gemberling on stage at the UCB. FOr those of you who weren't there, he was really ass fucked by Curtis. Kudos to them, they were the dirtiest sketch of the night, maybe the year.

Made love to "Fire(storm) In The Hole!" that came in second & "The Towel" that came in third. I really liked all of the sketches.

-erik

 

[Maddy]

This show taught me that Maddy looks an awful lot like some of the hotter Robert Crumb women. This is a compliment, Maddy.

Uh, thanks.

 

[TC]

Hey, did he draw that based on the sketch you performed in last night?

 

[Choo Choo Andee]

Man, I'm glad that my sketch writing classes are paying off, I learned about private/public the other day and then the day after I saw the dirtiest sketch contest....Curtis & John took something that they do privately and made it public....and presto...COMEDY.

 

[MissFlyKitten]

Cowboy and John - now legal in Texas.

I was delighted and appalled by all of the performers on Saturday. EVERYONE in that theatre should be ashamed of him/herself.

Smell you all next month - start writing now!!!!