THE DIRTIEST SKETCH IN NYC CONTEST

#1
You think you’re funny?! . . . Wait. Fuck that!

YOU THINK YOU'RE DIRTY?!!!

Well, prove it, you filthy sons of bitches! At. . . .

THE DIRTIEST SKETCH IN NYC CONTEST , hosted by Jackie Clarke and Jon Daly!

The contest is all a part of UCB Theatre’s UNDERGROUND COMEDY BARUCH .
An Underground invasion of Baruch College’s Performing Arts Center.
Friday, April 25th to Sunday, May 4th.

Click on www.ucbtheatre.com for full Comedy series schedule information.

Contestants in THE DIRTIEST SKETCH IN NYC CONTEST are given a 3-minute time limit to perform sketches as filthy, dirty, and crude as comically possible!

Rules:
1. It has to be dirty.
2. It has to be written.
3. It has to be less than 3 minutes.

The winner gets $123 and a 30-minute slot at the UCB Theatre.

How do you sign up? Send an email to owen@ucbt.net with the SUBJECT HEADING reading, “Dirty.” Any other subject heading will be disregarded and trashed.

Have the script on the email. No attachments. Your full name and name of your group (if you have one) and email address.

We’ll take the first 20 Dirty sketches delivered, so early birds, make that shit dirty!
Late-comers, well, you should’ve written last night instead of jackin’ it to “Wild on Majorca,” you dirty ducks! And that goes for the guys, too!

THE DIRTIEST SKETCH IN NYC CONTEST
Friday, May 2nd
8pm
Baruch Performing Arts Center
Rose Nagelberg Theatre
55 Lexington Ave (25th Street Entrance)
Reservations: 212-366-9176
 
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johnnyrocken

Friend of Todd Peterson
#13
i'm gonna fuck both of you in the mouth after i had my dick up a dog's ass right after he takes a nice runny shit if you don't shut the fuck up...........hey y'all , miss you guys!!

love

todd
 
#14
No more dirty sketches

we have all we can take and we can't takes no more!

Thanks to all of those who entered. You will be notified this weekend if you are in and will be emailed about specifics.

Thanks again,

Owen
 

dishman

what the HELL is that??
#15
we're in!

Big Bucket Head is lubing up and getting ready for Friday Night! As I type this I am in Greece looking for the famous anal rapage switch of Cyprus to prime us for the show.

JUst come already.
 

plasticpool

nickel ward line
#19
DIRTIEST SKETCH CONTEST TONIGHT!

cOME SEE ALL 25 TEAMS GET THEIR FUCK/SHIT/CUNT/ASS ON!

Please come out and see me (Dan Winckler), Alana Harrison, Zach Tabacco (Z-tab) and Jen Brooks as we dirty it up with a sketch that contains not one swear word.

Except 'damn'. This sketch is so dirty it doesn't need to cuss.

I hope to see you there.
 
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