The Chicken Ranch is coming to NC!!

[El Jefe]

The best barbecue is made on my back deck.

...lyrics from the lesser-known follow-up single to "Milkshake."

 

[Mo Nose]

...lyrics from the lesser-known follow-up single to "Milkshake."

Oh No YOu diddddddddddddddnnnnnn't

 

[Ross White]

919***51*1?

I know the rest of the numbers but I'll never tell.

Superb! I can't wait to see you this weekend!

 

[Oats]

this is me getting behind jennings bbq

i've never had better

 

[El Jefe]

Hey...can someone tape elmo's DSI Harold Night appearance? I'm trying to avoid bringing 4,000 lbs. of video equipment down for the weekend. I'll buy you an extra video tape!

 

[Mo Nose]

Yes, please! Jeff will do a dance with bananas if you do!

 

[Mo Nose]

I FORGOT MY CELL PHONE. STOP. MADE lT TO NC. STOP. DOES ANYONE HAVE A CELL OF ONE OF OUR PEOPLE. STOP. ETHAN PLEASE GIVE ROSS OUR NUMBER. STOP. GOING TO SPEAK FOR WOMEN IN COMEDY. STOP GROANING.

 

[Mo Nose]

Hey!

I saw many of you and didn't say boo, but I had a great time. Thanks for letting me perform. I'm sorry if I was rude, I got sick. Your theater was wonderful! And it was fun seeing the Harolds.

The end.

 

[El Jefe]

DSI, UNC...I love you.

I was even entertained watching the drunken frat boys on Franklin St.

 

[Katy]

Thanks for coming out, peoples. I really enjoyed X+1.