The Andy Rocco Diet

[Jeez...man]

DAY 3 fruit and vegatables AND FUCK!

TODAY FRUIT AND VEGATABLE day

Alright...going okay....no..

I HATE THIS FUCKING DIET!

last night I come home pissed off and depress. And what do a lot of people do when we're depress. WE EAT! I walk in my house. And look in the fridge. It's a plate chicken parm cutlets! All they need to be is nuked in the mircowave. FUCK!
Should I do it? I mean, I'm pretty emotional. I mean yesterday was a shitty day for me. That's a good cause!
My sister comes home from vacation last night, while I was debating. I ask my sister what to do.

IMAGINE: Coming back from Arizona, feeling good. Come home to some moron worrying over chicken cutlets.

Now that I think of it yesterday seem like a free food day
Terry Jinn offer me cookie (innocently)
Jake Fogelnest offer me a taco (innocently)

Turned it down all. Even the chicken cutlets. FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! I really hate this diet, but has been interesting test of...I dunno...moron things...

today:
I had
apples,
peachs
Water

Okay, little chicks

love
-Rocco-

 

[Jeez...man]

DAY 4 milk and bannas

Today is milk and bannas day

Yep, milk and bannas.

Bannas are my favorite fruit and I'm kind of sick of drinking water, so I looked forward to this day. HOWEVER!

THAT'S IT! JUST MILK AND BANNAS

I ate a bunch of banna and some milk. It was good!
But, I'm still jonesing for those chicken cutlets or my traditional Meatball hero.

For the most part my mood is pretty good.

Good news, my basball mitt off e-bay came in? Anyone for catch? (seriously)

(oh by the way. For those who search IRC for their own name)
BRIAN FINKELSTEIN is a cool guy.


Okay, cookie-pusses?

Love
-Rocco-

 

[Jeez...man]

DAY WHOA what happened!



I generally didn't keep up the journal on weekends, but this is what happen.

11amish
Okay, I made it to beef and tomato day. I bought some roast beef and ate it.

3pmish
Later, while working the theater, I order Taco Express. I got taco beef tacos, and I figured I'll eat just the beef. When I got them ate whole thing...

1:40amish
I miss the train. I stay in Mcmanus and hung with my friend, and then I had few cider jacks. Later, that evening we went to a diner. We had hamburgers. Cheeseburgers. Cheeseburger with bacon on it.

Past few days, I was back to normal again. (normal as I get)

I was going to report all of it (in the journal) and then my computer was all messed up. I tried at work and that's when server changed.

So, for today. I'm at work. We had store meeting. My boss got pizza. orange soda, and coke-cola. I consume them.

I will get back on the diet again, maybe even throw in some jogging every morning. I will do it, but I don't know how soon, but pretty soon.



Okay, kittens?

Love
-Rocco-

 

[Jeez...man]

I WILL BE on DIET ONCE AGAIN!

Sorry, journal readers.

I have not kept up the journal. I have been busy, with this great show "The Dogs of St. Chirs" Tuesday night 11pm at The UCB Theater. Come see it! I am going to diet next week. (yeah right, we heard this before) so, plently of updates to come.

today:
Buttered roll
red bull
chicken parm

okay, pups?

Love
-Rocco-

 

[Jeez...man]

Hey, Rocco how's the diet?

Hey, Rocco how's the diet going?
(And all the girls go doo-dooo-do-doo-do)

Yes, how is the diet going?

I ate buttered roll, an handful of mike ikes from the candy machine in the backroom, and a can of coke. Pretty bad, eh?

I know this isn't diet. So, just for larth I'm going to try the slimfast diet. Starting next monday! What the hell!

okay, guppies?


Love
-Rocco-

 

[Jeez...man]

man, I'm hungry

Miserable right now.

Haven't eaten anything at all. (accidently)


Go eat now.

Okay, Kittens?
-Love-
Rocco

 

[Jeez...man]

IM request

UncleSally: please drink fried water today, thank you
GOGGLEMEN: fried water?
GOGGLEMEN: I feel like asshole. I forgot about the diet

Fried water? hmmm...

I did have fried chicken and french fries prior to Ms. O'Neil IM,
so I hope that fullfills the request. I'm going the silmfast thing weds...


okay, samurais?

-Love-
Rocco

 

[Jeez...man]

Ha Ha Ha!

Hello, all. It's been while since I wrote in the diet journal
Truth be told, I lost weight accidentally! I just started conserving my money and expenses. In turn, I eat less and I have to walk everywhere (Can't afford cabs and such)
I lost about 23 pounds. Werid, huh? So, I dunno? Where do go from here? I mean, I'm still a fattie!

Tell more as it comes.


Okay, Little bees?

-Rocco-