i can't believe what the chicago reader said about teenage sports parade:
"If I had one wish on this earth, it would be to quietly sneak into the Teenage Sports Parade clubhouse and beat each of their heads into a bloody, unrecognizable pulp with my U-lock. I hate them all equally. One day they will be murdered by me." - Jack Helbig
what a violent statement.
i will never buy another reader again.