Summer Plans: Sleep with Real World Cast Member.

[iammattfried]

The Real World is invading Brooklyn this summer and I am neither thrilled, nor put-off by it's imminent arrival. There's no word on which neighborhood they'll be filming in - though I heard MTV scouted Fort Greene heavily.

My personal plans if RW and I were to cross plans: seduce and sleep with any of the cast members - even the militant xenophobe character, if possible.

Anyone else?

 

[El Jefe]

I heard it was going to be Williamsburg.

(Then again, I heard that Debbie Gibson was going to go to Syracuse U and she didn't.)

 

[MichelleD]

I think it would be great if it were Midwood or Crown Heights so that they could mingle with the Orthodox, perhaps get together and run a kosher grocery store.

 

[HairballofDoom]

I read an article that Ditmas Park is soon to be the upcoming trendy area (how that is possible I have no clue all we have is one crappy bar and one hipster coffee shop). Maybe they'll move into one of the old Victorian homes there and drink tea (while getting naked in the jacuzi!)

 

[bozarth]

I think it would be great if it were Midwood or Crown Heights so that they could mingle with the Orthodox, perhaps get together and run a kosher grocery store.

Not in my backyard!

 

[nathanielbates]

I hope they put them in a real dull neighborhood, like Mid-Wood or Kenginton, so every show is just them bored in their average 3-family townhouse debating if its worth going in to the city given the hour on the F. The pain of a long F train ride is the best reason for cat-fights and drunken-hookups.

 

[Serial]

Everytime they are outside that house, there I will be in the background doing some form of the robot.

 

[Lord Hatsumi]

Bed Stuy FTW!

 

[rixtyseven]

I just got off the phone with the president of Real World corporation- LLP. He said the show is gonna be in Hauppauge, Long Island and all the kids are gonna be autistic.

 

[iammattfried]

I'll fuck an autistic kid, gladly.

 

[nathanielbates]

I always wished that one season on Real World they cast one slutty soroity girl and some jack-ass frat guys, and then the rest handicapped people (every-type; blind, wheelchair, mute, etc) and just watch as the two idiots try and be happy and helpful, but over time their real selfs will come out.

"Get the fuck out of your chair and get the peanut butter off the top shelve your self for christ sake, I'm in the middle of Top Model wheelie!"

 

[MichelleD]

Downtown? Snooze.

 

[Masten]

Downtown? Snooze.

I love the last line of this quote:

When asked why the network chose Brooklyn for the latest season, he noted the borough's "cachet and vibrancy," adding that its most attractive feature is its popularity, saying, "it seems like everybody is talking about Brooklyn right now." Quick, everyone talk about Hoboken.

 

[mikelibrarian]

I heard it was going to be Williamsburg.

(Then again, I heard that Debbie Gibson was going to go to Syracuse U and she didn't.)

Huh. I heard that she was supposed to be going to the University of Virginia. a friend of mine was in mortal fear that she would wind up having Debbie Gibson as her freshman roomate.

I wonder if every college was home to this rumor in 1988. Wikipedia has no record of her going to college at all.

 

[MichelleD]

I wonder if every college was home to this rumor in 1988. Wikipedia has no record of her going to college at all.

Nope.

- Johns Hopkins '89