HELLO, and welcome to my version of my life and stupid people that inhabit it. I'm a teenager in High School so naturally there are morons all around me all the time. I know many people have experienced this, but i just wanted to tell you about my life and hope make you laugh.
Maybe i should start out telling you a little about myself. Lets see whats interesting about me........well that pretty much sums it up.:up:
Before i knew about this website i started writing down my experiences with (lets just call them the dumb ones shall we)
so anyway i'll share some of that with you now. here goes.
Imagine you wake up every morning lying in your in cozy bed, knowing any second now your mom will scream for you to get up and start yet another day with the idiots of the world.....Most mornings i get up stummble to the bathroom and exactly 34 and a half mins. later i walk out perfectly cleaned and dressed....(ok this is a slight exageration, usually i'm dragging myself to the bathroom).
My most boring and entertaining class of the year is History. My teacher is a comlete and utter moron( so well just call him Mr. Moron, fits dosen't it) (hehe i love aliases).....so naturally my fellow pupils take it apon themselves to torment the poor bastard every chance they get. The following comments and journal entries, will be actual events that took place, recorded by an eyewittness, and displayed here for your viewing pleasures.
On this funfilled morning the 5 boys that sit behind me decided to see who could say the most cuss words to the teacher without getting in trouble. The first to go shouted "ass" to the class as loud as he could. Mr. Moron jerked upright, wideyed and confused. Then he proceded to shout at the kid to leave (this is the part where his buddies show up to the reascue). The guys start to say things like "hey Mr.Moron don't get mad he has a bad homelife, don't take it out on him." To which Mr. Moron replies "Oh, ok you don't have to leave just don't say it again." :up: You think that was good (well you probably don't, but i can dream) then keep reading it gets better. 10 mins later another of the boys from the group gets up to sharpen a pencil, Mr.Moron tells him to sit down and grabs his arm to try and put him back in his seat. The boy goes off......he starts yelling things like "Get your f****ing hands off of me!!!" and thats my god d**n arm let go you azzhole."..........the class is stunned....the 4 other guys in the back are in hiystarics, some falling out of their chiars from laughing. Mr. Moron then replies "ok i'm sorry i won't touch you just please take your seat." and just like that he walks off......................
When the boy gets back to his seat, he turns to his friends biggest smile you've ever seen and says and i quote "yeah man, thats 8!!!
Well, i think i've taken enough of your time for now. Join me next time for another amusing story, brought you by the poor stupid people that acctually live it.
Maybe i should start out telling you a little about myself. Lets see whats interesting about me........well that pretty much sums it up.:up:
Before i knew about this website i started writing down my experiences with (lets just call them the dumb ones shall we)
so anyway i'll share some of that with you now. here goes.Imagine you wake up every morning lying in your in cozy bed, knowing any second now your mom will scream for you to get up and start yet another day with the idiots of the world.....Most mornings i get up stummble to the bathroom and exactly 34 and a half mins. later i walk out perfectly cleaned and dressed....(ok this is a slight exageration, usually i'm dragging myself to the bathroom).
My most boring and entertaining class of the year is History. My teacher is a comlete and utter moron( so well just call him Mr. Moron, fits dosen't it) (hehe i love aliases).....so naturally my fellow pupils take it apon themselves to torment the poor bastard every chance they get. The following comments and journal entries, will be actual events that took place, recorded by an eyewittness, and displayed here for your viewing pleasures.
On this funfilled morning the 5 boys that sit behind me decided to see who could say the most cuss words to the teacher without getting in trouble. The first to go shouted "ass" to the class as loud as he could. Mr. Moron jerked upright, wideyed and confused. Then he proceded to shout at the kid to leave (this is the part where his buddies show up to the reascue). The guys start to say things like "hey Mr.Moron don't get mad he has a bad homelife, don't take it out on him." To which Mr. Moron replies "Oh, ok you don't have to leave just don't say it again." :up: You think that was good (well you probably don't, but i can dream) then keep reading it gets better. 10 mins later another of the boys from the group gets up to sharpen a pencil, Mr.Moron tells him to sit down and grabs his arm to try and put him back in his seat. The boy goes off......he starts yelling things like "Get your f****ing hands off of me!!!" and thats my god d**n arm let go you azzhole."..........the class is stunned....the 4 other guys in the back are in hiystarics, some falling out of their chiars from laughing. Mr. Moron then replies "ok i'm sorry i won't touch you just please take your seat." and just like that he walks off......................
When the boy gets back to his seat, he turns to his friends biggest smile you've ever seen and says and i quote "yeah man, thats 8!!!
Well, i think i've taken enough of your time for now. Join me next time for another amusing story, brought you by the poor stupid people that acctually live it.