Standing on the Shoulders of Giants

#1
I'm an Sherlockian editor studying to be a doctor in a town not far from you! After reading a thread started by another person on this list (who will remain nameless), i decided that, hey, god knows some untalented people have written and been accepted by the general populace. I guess i should give it a shot.

I'm in college, as a lot of the people who write here seem to be. East coast place, small and unassuming. Verdant grasses and cerulean blue skies, yada, yada, yada. All the American crap.

I'm not going to pretend to be knowledgeable about foreign situations and current politics. I'm shamefully unaware of things outside my general scope. That pertinent fact stopped me from being a history major, as my screenname and original plans had ordained before last month. Did you ever read Flowers for Algernon? It's a tragic book about a retarded man who becomes a genius, only to revert to a moron again. It's written in first person, in the form of a diary from the point of view of Charlie, the main character. The experiments that he undergoes take place on a college campus. In the beginning of the book, when he's of negligible intelligence, he views the college campus and his doctor with a form of awe. As his IQ rises, however, he becomes aware of the desperate lengths to which people will go to hide their own ignorance, as evidenced in the college and in his doctor.

Here's the connection - i thought that college would be a place where a congress of thoughts would reign over picky superficialities, where intelligent people would discuss the state of Israel over a cup of coffee before shuffling off to a class at whatever time convenienced them. I could picture students staying awake for days at a time, doing extra research pertaining to their favorite subject, independent of academic requirements. Future doctors would strut, secure in their superiority, through the early morning light on their way to a dissection of some sort or another. Pshaw. My expectations did not factor in human laziness and megalomania. I found a group of adolescent children who do little to no work, who flatter the professor shamelessly in return for a work reprieve, who don't fulfill any obligations be they social or academic. Buildings are open only until two in the morning and the elite "Dining Services" are open 'til seven o'clock. I should have gone to a much bigger school. That much i do not debate.

The few people here who actually know a smidgen of current affairs spew their knowledge to those who tolerate them. These people contest Jeopardy. I mean, come on, folks. Let's have a little professional courtesy. I won't insult your hideously incorrect grammar if you don't insult the researchers at that time-honored game show. Geez.

Speaking of which... I edit papers on the side because i enjoy doing it. This college must not factor in the essay portion of the entrance application. I have had to explain the difference between active and passive sentence structure to four separate students; and this college is one that prides itself on its English students! Sigh. (Sets shoulders resolutely) I am doing this for the fun of it, though...

I love my classes, though. Like i said, i'm a Sherlock Holmes addict. They actually offer a Sherlock Holmes class!! Whoo-hoo!! More on that particular obsession later, i'm sure.

Thanks for reading this. I hope to be able to get a slight release from studying each day by writing a small journal focusing, unfortunately, on myself. Please let me know what you think, and what i should talk about next.
- Deuces
 
#2
(Determined to write daily)

My math professor was in his turtle suit today. He's somewhat past middle age, and he has this big pot-belly that pushes his shirt front to its limit. He's endearing, if not what i'd call a stud-muffin.

He wears his turtle suit every Monday. He looks like he's pushing his head through the opening into the disturbing world of indifferent students whom he teaches. Most of the kids in the class hate him. I can't help but empathize with him.

He's a literal math fiend - he loves the obscure games solved with odd techniques. I feel so intelligent after staying with him for an hour. He imparts knowledge that i didn't know was interesting.

Gypsy - thank you so much for your words of encouragement. I wish i knew if i had successfully sent the response. If i failed, please let me know.

Well, i guess it's time to end this short and pitiful entry and to hope the Muse strikes me again later this evening.
 
#3
Whiskers on kittens and bright copper kettles

I love my cats. I miss my cats. There were three of 'em back home before i came here. I swear to god they're smarter than i am. My own personal cat could open doors by pushing downward on the handle. I don't mean they're smarter, IQ wise, Mr. Literal, but just that they do more with what they have. It irks me when people take meaning literally. But, as you may have noticed, i'm overly critical of just about everything.

Let's see - something that puts me in a good mood:

This time of year really warms me from the inside out. I've heard a lot of rhapsodies on the "crisp fall leaves", but none which do a
nice afternoon in November justice.

Reading Sherlock Holmes pastiches - for those who don't know, pastiches are stories about certain characters written by authors other than the original one. So, since Sir Arthur Conan Doyle wrote the original Sherlock Holmes stories, anything by another author about SH is a pastiche.

Editing someone's paper who's improved because of my comments last time.

Listening to random bunches of music while writing papers.

Taking a test on material that i've been studying for a long time.

Watching the optional faces right next to the journal box. The exploding head kind of entrances me.

Talking on AIM - i'm online a shameful amount of time.

Time to do a little research before heading into the final rounds of classes.
 
#4
La Vie Quotidienne

Man, i don't know how you stand the commonplace events that occur in everyday life. Other journals seem so interesting as compared to my typical blather. Anyway, thanks for showing interest. (Thanks again, Gypsy!!)

Some stereotypes of friends i've made here:

F1 - this girl is a little bit odd. She's the complainer of the group who never enjoys anything that happens. She has the *worst* roommate, the *worst* class schedule, and the least temperate room. There's always something with her. The only thing astereotypical about her is that she has an intelligent boyfriend. Go figure. Why is she included in the group? 'Cause she's an old friend of the Core Guy.

F2 - she's dramatic, fiery, self-important. thinks she's the be-all and end-all of intelligence. At least F1 doesn't make any pretenses. F2 has never said a word about anyone else, be it negative or positive. I've tried justifying her egocentrism by calling it lack of confidence, but, really, people, she's just too annoying to be excused. She made a list one time of her twelve different personalities, giving each a different name (Ashley - sexy vixen, Belinda - comfortable house wife, etc.) We used to be pretty close friends, but ever since she pulled one stunt (tell you later), we've been distant.

F3 - recently-turned-single girl who, after two years of dating this guy, finally decided that she was better independent. Now she's regretting her decision and finding that she is not, after all, above wanting a little closeness. She's been hunting down the guy portion of the group, intent on landing a single person ready for commitment. She makes suggestive comments constantly, and has lately become the biggest curser in the area. She used to be more pleasant to be around, but now.... Unless you're a hormone-ridden guy, she doesn't understand or like you.

F4 - cool, indifferent, not clingy. she goes home on the weekends to drink with her friends. god, she's the epitome of cool. :)
i admire her for her ability to let things roll off her back. she's laid-back and unconcerned. How awesome is that?

F5 - the driver of the bunch. He's the Core Guy, the one who knew F1, who lived across the hall from F3 and F4, who knew me, who knew F2. Yeah, it's a twisted web of knowledge, but i like to think that it's pretty interesting. F5 is breezy, like F4, but is the perfect confidante. good secret keeper. Great guy to be around.

F6 - the busy one, involved in working and in his chemistry class. He's the most fun to be around, in my opinion. He's witty and charming, if a little blatant in his bodily functions. I like his sense of humor and style.

F7 - older than all of us. he's from another state, new to town, so he doesn't have many connections here. He's got a nicer room, the lucky dog, with lots of furniture and no roommate. He's cool for a peripheral member of the group, but, unfortunately, he's too busy to be a real part of it.

All of the girls mentioned above see the guys as nothing but testosterone-laden. I can't stand the thought that men are nothing but sex-deprived maniacs. They play "Seduce the Male", in which they dress in tube tops and taunt the victim. Now, none of 'em are particularly unattractive, but the thought that a guy would be obsessed and unbalanced with the slightest sight of these girls rings blatantly untrue to me.

Anyway, that's the core group, excluding a few satellites that show up every now and then. No one's currently dating in the group, though F6 and i did for a while in the beginning. The balance is perfect to make for a loose, dinner-party type atmosphere every time we meet.

Thanks for reading!
 
#5
Philosophy isn't my strong point

Geez, it gets pretty predictable around here at night. There's the football player across the hall, being his general friendly self; the loud parties next door; the frantic roommate lamenting her previous weekend indiscretions whilst frenetically studying spanish... Just one big party, folks.

I'd rather be gambling.

Half of the group and i went to Wendy's for dinner tonight, where we were confronted with the pathos-inducing picture of a little girl with dewdrop eyes. Pity-producing pictures play on parts of people that only psychologists know how to reach. (Okay, so maybe i flubbed the alliteration of that last part.) I resent feeling like a pawn to my emotions... but that little girl was so cu-ute! Maybe i'll give a few dollars out of my tuition.

Most of the editing i do is mainly common sense stuff, like one of you said. It's just that *kids these days* don't read enough to get the difference 'twixt things that make logical sense. And speaking of our generation in general:

Since i'm constantly on AIM, i notice trends in groups of people; their away message and profile are nearly always a reflection of their age. (ahem) For example:

most high school kids will have private messages to each other, using pet names and inside jokes as sole entertainment.

most college students have quotes from time-honored philosophers or rebellious music lyrics that salt down their profiles.

most adult profiles that i've run across are blank.

Hmm. How to explain this age gap phenomena? I think high schoolers haven't yet grasped the fact that there are broader truths and more intricate thinking than is involved in pat little private messages. Or maybe i'm just jealous that so few of my friends' messages used to revolve around me. There's always that all-important analyzer bias to take into account.

Maybe the college explanation is the exposure to greatness in the form of classic thinkers - plato, newton, even, in one case, Nietschze. (who doesn't love to spell that name??) The song lyrics are explicable, perhaps, by the ambition to break free of the binds of academia.

Adults, perhaps, have more of a focus on the information relay aspect of AIM, as opposed to its function of art and biographical knowledge.

Screw it. I'm no psychologist, even though i might make overtures in that direction.

I promise i won't post this much in the future; i guess i just enjoy seeing the tally of people who've read this sucker go up. Call it a perverse pleasure if you will. God knows they won't come back...

:D

Have a good evening!
 
#6
Sittin' on a Dock in the Bay

Not a good day today. I can already tell.

My roommate was "interfering" with herself last night. Geez. Go into the bathroom, lady.

Then bursts of lightning kept me up, after my roomie had given one last sigh. Arg.

I can't attach a convenient name to what i'm angry about. I can't say, "I hate the Coach," or "I hate this %$#@%$# piece of paper." Since there's no object of the aversion, there's nowhere i can go to avoid it.

I'm punishing myself for missing my eight o'clock class today. Have you guys ever fasted? It's kinda a pain for me, 'cause my sugar balance is off anyway. But it's great for discipline.

There are two guys outside of Wofford that i enjoy talking to - R1 and R2. R1 was my boyfriend of a year before we broke up a while ago. He is the nicest guy i think i'll ever meet. R2 is the smartest. So here we have a dichotomy, 'cause i'd like a melange of the two. Once again, no one to blame but myself, i suppose. R1 lives only a half-hour from me, so we get to see each other every now and then. And, yes, un-friendly stuff does happen. I don't feel bad about it.

A friend of mine once said that i had no morals. This little incident was right before she stood up in the cafeteria and cursed me out to the entire school. Well, now, that wasn't very nice.

I'm not sure about the truth of this. I think that anyone who writes a journal, on this site or at home, is introspective enough to realize certain qualities in themselves, some of which are bound to be negative.

Man, i ramble on.

I'll probably write more later today, when i'm a little more inclined to be positive.
 
#7
Mixer!

I've been taking purity tests on the internet all evening because, frankly, i'm obsessed with sex and everything to do with it. Blame the estrogen and progesterone if you will...

Just bought some Nutella from Publix; i'm set for the *rest of my life*.

Does anyone on this list know how to play cribbage? I've been trying to get some people here interested in it. They say it's an old woman's game. And maybe, just maybe, they're right. Questions? Comments? Suggestions?

Here's the link to one of the funniest purity tests on the web:
http://www.armory.com/tests/seuss.html

Good day today; got back a few papers from english teacher. Ha ha, ninth grade english teacher who hated me! Take THAT!

My roommate keeps leaving to go get more food from our local restaurant on campus. She's great. We keep out of each other's business enough so that it's still interesting to hear her talk at night. The question of next year's dwelling partner is still hanging in the balance, though. I have to tiptoe carefully around the issue, 'cause she knows there's no one else in this stupid school who suits my studying/sleeping habits as well as she does.

Shoulda thought of a better title...

;)
 
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