Standby

#5
Standby needs your help!

Good people of the IRC, Marlena and Rachel are here to help you. We need anyone with a question to be answered to please send that query to juststandby@yahoo.com.

We are especially interested in answering questions of a sexual nature, as Marlena and Rachel are good at answering that type of question, but any serious question will do.

Please understand that we are not asking you to post a question here. Email it to juststandby@yahoo.com. Also: please realize that anonymity can not be guaranteed.

STANDBY!
 
#7
Rachel and Marlena have received several terrifyingly personal questions thus far, but we need more!

This is your moment to shine.

Frankly, there are no better people in the world to answer your questions. We've got 55 years of truly bizarre experiences between us.

Your participation in STANDBY includes you as part of something bigger than you can imagine. Don't miss out!

Email your queries to juststandby@yahoo.com

STANDBY!!
 
#9
We are hungry for more!

You know how your dad didn't really want you and your whole life you had to hear the story about how you were a "surprise" because your mother punched holes in the condom?

Where was I going with this?
 
#10
or how your mom continued to have her period 6 months into her pregnancy, and when she found out she was pregnant with you she cried uncontrollably.

wait what was this thread about?
 
#11
People,

Marlena and Rachel are experienced in pain. We can help you. Just email juststandby@yahoo.com and we'll make it better.

For example, remember when you were in middle school and you hadn't hit your growth spurt yet? Yeah, you were the fat girl. And you loved, loved, loved a boy named Ty. And then as suddenly as he came into your world he was ripped from it by the new nickname your classmates gave you: Heifer. They would yell it down the hall at you and write it on your writing tablets.

I know, I've been there.

Grab a copy of Judy Blume's Blubber and pull up a chair.
Standby is here to help.
 
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