CHARLIE TODD was passing out flyers at Astor Place yesterday that amended an earlier flyer he had handed out. "Did you get this before?" he asked a stranger. "It won't make sense without the earlier one." The flyers were about how oceans work.
ZACH TOBACCO is an angry poet who has a loving relationship with his parents. He can only rant about how record companies always pick his favorite song from the album to be a single so it gets overplayed. "Man that pisses me off," he said, but he said it in rhyme.
Communted to work with DOUG MOE and THE WORST EVER VERSION OF JESUS today. "Anyone want gum?" asked Doug. "How much you pay for that?" asked Jesus. "I don't know, maybe $1.50?" responded Doug. "Tch. You got ripped off," said Jesus. Doug looked at me and mouthed "Asshole" and I couldn't help but agree.