somebody from craigslist has a crush

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SgtPepperZL

my name is zach
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#1
Tuesday Night at UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE 11 PM SHOW - w4m - 22

Reply to: anon-56346778@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-01-20, 12:30AM EST

Were YOU the robot man with no pants at tuesday nights All-New Super Fun-Pak Adventure/Mystery Hour??

YOU: Tall dark haired cutie who played the roboto man. We locked eyes at one point and I was lost after that. You are so funny...i might have to come next tuesday ;) whats your name?

ME: Short girl in front row with glasses, bright pink scarf and green track jacket with the really loud laugh

if you read this or if anyone knows who im talking about please foward this to him.

this is in or around UCB THEATRE
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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Let's make this love connection happen!
 
Eric Appel

Eric Appel

Always Be Closing
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They say I'm good at plugging shows, but I've yet to perfect the "fake craigslist missed connection" plug.

Not to say that the cast of The All-New Super Fun-Pak Adventure/Mystery Hour isn't ravishing.
 
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Matt Himes

New Member
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Eric Appel said:
They say I'm good at plugging shows, but I've yet to perfect the "fake craigslist missed connection" plug.QUOTE]

You need to hire a pro. I can plug "Buy Beg Borrow or Steal" at $50 per Craig's List post - with a $50 dollar bonus if it scores a Gawker mention. PM me and lets talk about the details. If I'm not mistaken, "Buy Beg Borrow or Steal" happens TOMORROW at 8 P-M at the UCB Theatre, so we should move fast on this.
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gktkd

gktkd

Bad Ass!
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#6
Hey dorks,

Step off our Hot and sexy train of mystery and hilarity. There's only one more ALL-NEW-SUPER FUN-PAK ADVENTURE/MYSTERY HOUR!!

And it's this coming Tuesday, at eleven, and we're hosting Harold night that night.

Then you can have the spotlight back but only in exchange for the Golden Twister.

::throws explosive vibrating dildo into cyberspace::

Love,

Adorable Katie
10 years old.
 
J

Joree

write me a letter
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Eric Appel said:
Not to say that the cast of The All-New Super Fun-Pak Adventure/Mystery Hour isn't ravishing.
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Appel, have you actually seen the ravishing cast of the All New Super Fun-Pak Mystery/Adventure Hour in ACTION?????

We may not have a synthesizer heavy soundtrack like you, but we ROCK!

(hard, obviously from the craig's list lover) :love: :inlove: :love:
 
S

SgtPepperZL

my name is zach
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#9
Eric Appel said:
They say I'm good at plugging shows, but I've yet to perfect the "fake craigslist missed connection" plug.
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Yeah, Eric, you should make a fake personal ad at craigslist asking somebody to come with you to see your show Buy, Beg, Borrow or Steal on Friday at 8:00pm. I'm sure you'll get responses. After all, it is the only show in New York City that I know of that not only syncs up perfectly with Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon," but also parodies Glengarry Glen Ross. Man, Eric, if you did that it would be hilarious.
 
'licious

'licious

Sparkly
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SgtPepperZL said:
Yeah, Eric, you should make a fake personal ad at craigslist asking somebody to come with you to see your show Buy, Beg, Borrow or Steal on Friday at 8:00pm. I'm sure you'll get responses. After all, it is the only show in New York City that I know of that not only syncs up perfectly with Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon," but also parodies Glengarry Glen Ross. Man, Eric, if you did that it would be hilarious.
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Actually, I brought a friend of mine along to BBBS two weeks ago who remarked how good-looking she thought Appel was/is...

(and yes, my friend is hot)

Wait, this is about THE ALL-NEW-SUPER FUN-PAK ADVENTURE/MYSTERY HOUR...
 
gktkd

gktkd

Bad Ass!
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#11
How did yet another thread get hijacked?

christ.

Can we go back to talking about how hot Brian is?

No, not him. The other Brian.

There, beat you to it.

All-New Super Fun-Pak Adventure/Mystery Hour!
 
Oldog

Oldog

do
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#12
Its the beard Robo, its the beard.

(As I strain vigorously to grow mine back as quickly as possible).

Oh, and go see the hot-ass cast of All-New Super Fun-Pak Adventure/Mystery Hour next Tuesday at 11pm.
 
#44 S. Carey

#44 S. Carey

Outfeilder
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i have not decided if this is real or not. still, at your last show, i will be the weird man in the back shouting "hooking up with the craigslist girl" when you ask for a suggestion. Do not look for me, for I will be cloaked in shadow, but heed my suggestion. And this suggestion as well. HEED IT!
 
D

dcpierson

bits save lives.
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#14
You were the one disguising your plug for your show, which, if I'm not mistaken, is called "Buy Beg Borrow Or Steal," UCB Theater, Fridays at 8, 8 bucks, as a comment on somebody else disgusing their plugs as craiglist posts.

If we had the moment I think we had, I'll see you tommorrow night at "Buy Beg Borrow Or Steal," UCB Theater, Fridays at 8, 8 bucks. I'll be the one playing Jesus.
 
Eric Appel

Eric Appel

Always Be Closing
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gktkd said:
Or funny, apparently.

:flip:

You know I love you, but for the love of all things that keep me amused while at work, give it a rest.
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I didn't even plug it on this thread...three other people did! I was just commenting on that!
 
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