somebody cheer me up

ick1019

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#23
I am neither your boyfriend nor a dee-cloud-ee-yo, yet I lay claim to the introduction of that joke to your subconscious, yo.
 

amutepiggy

crappy hepburn
#25
i can't even believe i forgot to turn to my Wonder Cure-All: SugarBush Squirrel!
here she is dressed like a pirate:


here she is as America's Deceased Sweetheart, JonBenet Ramsey:


and here she is threatening Kim Jong Il via the internet:


hey Kim Jong- don't make SugarBush come over there! WOOT!
 
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#28
While I think Jon Benet is the best, I did find others...

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Loki

DERIDEO • TRIPUDIO • VIVO
#32
or what, Toner? hmmmm? you gonna come for me? whatcha got white shadow? bring it and mean it or else I use your face on da floor to clean it. sucka please!
 
#34
Oh, It's goin down, Nelson! Goin down! You're goin down! Down Town! Down Town to Brown Town! The Clown is Down! Don't make me Frown! I'll take you to Frown Town! Other words that rhyme with Down!

followed by a little yellow circle face with angry eyebrows and giving you the finger.

(and nice move, Fretty! I like it!)
 

Loki

DERIDEO • TRIPUDIO • VIVO
#35
Yeah Toner, you're going down... face down in the brown getting crap on your gown. Then I'll take your crown and show you a proper noun.

Oh you wanna play the dozens? Well, the dozens is a game... but the way I f#@)%&'d your mother is a god-damned shame - George Carlin
 
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