SNL Audition!?

yatesy

tree surgeon to the stars
#21
There's an SNL Trivial Pursuit? Really? Where can I find it?

Also, pick up the Live From New York book. It gives you lots of insight into the goings on of the show and how stuff works. And listen to Jake. He can drink his weight in half and half.
 

Laser Battle

top hat destruction
#22
yatesy said:
There's an SNL Trivial Pursuit? Really? Where can I find it?

Also, pick up the Live From New York book. It gives you lots of insight into the goings on of the show and how stuff works. And listen to Jake. He can drink his weight in half and half.
I got mine at Target. As for the book I got that too, and boy do I like it! As for half and half, delicious!
 
#23
"Hi Lorne, my name is Laser Battle and I'm here to SAVE YOUR SHOW!"

Sorry I'm late to this thread, but this just made me laugh out loud. Maybe you could also add "My name is Laser Battle, and I'm from the future."

I don't know about SNL, but I hear Blue Collar TV is hiring. Just change everything about your current lifestyle and belief system and move to one of the red states.

--Nick
 

Laser Battle

top hat destruction
#24
I find excessive gravy usage hilarious so I'm totally getting hired.

[in a southern accent] "Hi Jeff Foxworthy, my name is Laser Battle and I'm here to SAVE YOUR SHOW!"

Actually making a reference to an Internet related message board might hurt my chances. Where do redneck improvisers go to talk about stuff?
 
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