Simpsons Trivia at the Khyber: good team names

[amutepiggy]

hey assheads

i did the Khyber's Simpsons trivia night back in december. our team was pretty good- 4th or so, out of like 25 teams- but our name SUUUUUUCKED.

(it was "Jeebus.")


i want a better name. so come up with one, or just vote for which one i should pick. then help me figure a way to weasel out of my team and start a new one.

i'm thinking "The Damn Hell Ass Kings" or "The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks Who Ever Sucked."

 

[Hawkins]

Team Discovery Channel

 

[Loki]

- Max Power
- Strap Yourself In & Feel The G's
- Super Nintendo Chalmers
- Prinskipper Skippel
- Primdable Skimpsker
- The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down

 

[Frank Gondorchin]

Oh, Let's Just Say, Moe
Go, Banana!
All Known Lanthanides and Actinides
Great Meaning Large or Immense

 

[Hawkins]

The Cabin Inside Us All
A Fridge Too Far
The I Didn't Do It Boy
Ku Klux Klam

 

[Frank Gondorchin]

Will There Ever Be A Rainbow?
Camper's Pampers!

 

[Worldy]

What-orail? Monorail!

 

[Scotty561]

Shut Up Maggie!
Mr Plow Must Die!!
Less Trivia, More Duff Beer!!!
O.J. Is My Favorite Simpson!!!!
Exclamation Points RULE!!!!!

 

[amutepiggy]

ooooo! more! more!

It's Not Batman
No Es Macho
Bort

i love you, you nerds.

 

[Holmes]

the best names, in order, are

BORT
Rutteger
The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked
Captain Wacky
Team Strike Force
The First Snap-dragons of the Season
The Itchy Lot

 

[gabrus53]

whacking day
nothing could possi-bliye go wrong
here to get blotto
nacho, nacho man
steamed hams
use my pen-knife my good man
crumbly cookie-thingies
david x. cohen
doorknob sack beatings
ivanna tinkle
shelbyville
PowerSauce

 

[chelsea]

I am so smart- I am so smart- S-M-R-T. I mean, S-M-A-R-T.


mmmmm.... forbidden trivia.

 

[Z-Tab]

Castellaneta!

 

[Whalie4171]

Best Quizzo Simposn-Inspired Team Name (Not at a Simpson's Quizzo Game):

Monkey Trauma Center

Alternates:
KnightBoat - The Crime Solving Boat
The Mayor Quimby For Mayor Mayoral Committee
Santos L. Halper
Stop The Planet of the Apes I Want to Get Off
Get Confident, Stupid

 

[paulachu]

TEENS & IMMIGRANTS

...when Marge says, "Passion is for teens and immigrants."

[also, unrelated: YOURSELF IN THE GAUCHOS ...from Making the Band, when P. Diddy called a singer, "Yourself, in the gauchos."]

 

[sarahnowak]

"Embiggens"

 

[ooberwench]

a perfectly cromulent word
Kravkalash
Sleep: that's when I'm a viking
It tastes like Grandma
Budds Moleman

 

[Ghost of Appel]

The Time Toasters
OH NO - Beta!
The Shinning
We're back...in pog form
Surly
Free Frogurt

 

[amutepiggy]

Money Buys Many Peanuts

and, from my favorite line, all time ever (for right now):

Parking Lot Powdered Gravy


the actual line verbatim is too long and awkward for a team name.

 

[Scotty561]

The Flamming Moes
IT's CRAP-TACULAR!
Tracy Ullman? Who needs her?