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Bunicula

Bunicula

Vampire bunny rabbit
#62
#62
in an O. Henry story, (if he were still alive) the intern would be some level one cutie who would be posting to this thread and unknowingly give advice to tony. but she would be doing it to be funny and then once she realized, would be creeped out.

or they'd go out.

i'm not sure about the final ending. i'm still tinkering with it. i'm not O. Henry.
 
unclemeat

unclemeat

Orthodox Unorthodox
#64
#64
Tony Baroan-E

Yo, m'uh man Ditmaz:

All ya gotta do is represent the AST to the FULLEST! Bang out DOPE CUTS and spit them ILL Rhymes, cutty!

Or just sustain eye contact long enough for her to notice then, the important part, rather than do the usual guy thing where we, out uv fear and confusion, look away, ACTUALLY smile at her, or make some retarded/ funny face to let her gno you're not a masturbating zombie--sustain the eye contact till she looks away...then you look away, breathe a sigh uv relief and let the almighty ORMAZD decide what happens next, and promise yourself to strike up a conversation in the near future. and follow through.

if that's too much stress,
drop a flier for DITMAZ and Chay-Z B's Next Battle Rhyme Show-Down and Spit the Real Hip-Hop Shit!

Reppin' for the AST,

CHAY-Z B.
 
rroach1115

rroach1115

Active Member
#65
#65
Tony, Just go up to her and say,"Hi, my name is Tony and how is your summer going?" Time is of the essence, for summer is about to end. You will regret it if you don't act on this now.
 
VarietyUndrgrnd

VarietyUndrgrnd

@the Parkside Lounge
#67
#67
dorothy said:
In other intern-flirt news, I just asked our 17-year-old intern if he "likes to party."
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That question is invariably euphemistic (at least in the cop movies I've seen) for one of two things: "Do you want to snort coke?" or "Do you want to snort coke and fuck?"

So all you know for sure is that he doesn't want to snort coke. He may still want to fuck.
 
Mr. Kwako

Mr. Kwako

Kerfuffling!
#68
#68
M. Weinachten said:
That question is invariably euphemistic (at least in the cop movies I've seen) for one of two things: "Do you want to snort coke?" or "Do you want to snort coke and fuck?"

So all you know for sure is that he doesn't want to snort coke. He may still want to fuck.
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She wasn't really asking for your advice, Tony.

Now give us the name of that intern so we can write poetry to her!
 
sarahnowak

sarahnowak

standing in the new style
#69
#69
Say "hi" when you see her in the morning. Say "bye" or "g'night" when you're leaving for the evening, except on Fridays, when you should say "have a nice weekend."
Continue until one of you quits. Google her shamelessly.
 
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