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MarkOn10th

MarkOn10th

What do I do?
#21
#21
Has anyone seen the ads for the new cartoon network show Fosters Home For Imaginary Creatures? That main character, Mac. Does he not look like an eight year old Tony?
 
Mr. Kwako

Mr. Kwako

Kerfuffling!
#24
#24
Dani said:
Not that you ever asked for advice, Tony, but after you do what Dave suggests, why not offer her a Rice Krispies Treat? Or BE one.
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Dani's last suggestion first! Strip naked, cover yourself in gooey Rice Krispie goodness, then walk up, introduce yourself and ask her what her name is.

I have never had this approach fail.
 
Mr. Kwako

Mr. Kwako

Kerfuffling!
#28
#28
dggoldst said:
girls do love chicken ...
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And what's better than chicken? A bucket full of chicken, that's what! Handed two her by a stranger whose ninety-five pound cock is coated in marshmallow and puffed rice.

(I swear, though, Tony, if your lovemaking becomes so sweet that you and this intern begin to levitate high above Manhattan, and all the cops stop what they're doing to watch this aerial, Rice Krispie and chicken showering lovemaking, and the terrorists sieze this opportunity to bomb Midtown, I'm going to be pissed.)
 
G

goldfish boy

Otium cum dignitate
#30
#30
Is she a summer intern? If so, better get on it--er, her.

"If you want her, you should tell her/Take her by the hand/If you wait, November wins her/She returns to sand/So get ahold of the girl." - XTC
 
Brownstone Brat

Brownstone Brat

Hates the LAX-JFK redeye
#31
#31
Tony, don't you need some envelopes stuffed or some help reorganizing your files? I think you do...

Walk over to her, ask her if she's busy and if she could help you out for an hour or so...then dazzle her.

Or just yell "I need a fucking intern" at the top of your voice like you're someone important and hope that she comes scurrying over.
 
LuluB

LuluB

PUPPY HEAD!
#32
#32
Brownstone Brat said:
Tony, don't you need some envelopes stuffed or some help reorganizing your files? I think you do...

Walk over to her, ask her if she's busy and if she could help you out for an hour or so...then dazzle her.

Or just yell "I need a fucking intern" at the top of your voice like you're someone important and hope that she comes scurrying over.
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and if the guy with the zit on his neck runs over, hit him with a rolled up copy of "rolling stone" and yell "NO! ONE WITH TITS!"

that's a big turn on for a girl. girls like powerful men.
 
Drifter Luke

Drifter Luke

Little Mile
#35
#35
Just send her a link to this and then wait for the sparks to start flying!

edited to say that I posted this at the same time as Kevin. He thinks he's SO smart, but he's not.
 
K

kevhines

in
#37
#37
Drifter Luke said:
Just send her a link to this and then wait for the sparks to start flying!

edited to say that I posted this at the same time as Kevin. He thinks he's SO smart, but he's not.
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I was just setting your post up sweetie.
 
Rosie

Rosie

Code 4 "SASSY-ASS!"
#38
#38
fabulous...
If you are at a total loss in how to approach this girl.. and you shouldn't be because you are not a fucktard- so don't be a pansy douche loser boy about it...
But if you are at a loss... offer the intern the one thing all interns want
MONEY or a paid position. every young career gal wants a "PAID POSITION!"
awwwhhh damn yo! damn!
 
Mr. Kwako

Mr. Kwako

Kerfuffling!
#40
#40
Erin said:
Next time you see her, say hi.

Then put both of your hands on her breasts.
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Then pull them downward and say low.

Let them sproing back up, say hi.

Pull them back down, say low.

This can be so satisfying in and of itself that you won't even need to ask her out.
 
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