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[VarietyUndrgrnd]

I was going to the vending machine to get a Rice Krispy Treat... and passed that adorable intern. Man. She's gorgeous. I got queasy and returned to my desk sans succulent Krispy snack.

 

[Chris Griswold]

Does she hate you?

 

[Petra B]

Invite her to VU and seduce her with your awe-shucks charming appeal.

 

[dggoldst]

Next time carry a tattered copy of Dune in your hand as you walk to the machine. That'll reel her in.

 

[Petra B]

Don't listen to these boys Tony. Listen to the lady--you are adorable and just a wee bit nerdy (your words, not mine). More girls are into this than let on.

But I have a science degree and spent 2 hours last night getting as many Star Wars posters from work as possible. So, apparently, I'm more of a nerd than I ever realized.

 

[LuluB]

maybe you can wear your von dutch trucker hat and impress her with your hipness.

 

[Whines]

Stomp into her office and declare her your rightful property.

 

[PatBaer]

Run her over with a ghost, and if that doesn't work, throw a plasma gernade at her foot.

 

[kevhines]

make excuses to walk by her desk - but then chicken out and avoid eye contact with her.

mumble vicously if you hear her mention a boyfriend.

 

[Mr. Kwako]

you are adorable and just a wee bit nerdy (your words, not mine). More girls are into this than let on.

Also, of the one hundred ten pounds that comprise you, ninety-five of them are cock. Girls are into this, too.

 

[VarietyUndrgrnd]

Chris Griswold: She does not hate me. She does not know who I am. I don't know her name, either. I see her in the halls and at the parties. That is all.

Petra: You are too kind.

Dan: Ha ha. We'll see if I vote in your next poll.

Erika: Ha ha. We'll see if I vote for you to become Fashion Moderator.

Will: I agree, neither of us is an alpha male, at least not in the chicks department. It's depressing.

Pat: Yes, I remember playing Halo at Terry's too. It was fun.

Kevin: I would do exactly that if she had a desk. Being an intern, she doesn't get a desk. She just kind of floats around. Ethereally. Like an angel.

Chris Schneider: That's true. (But to be honest, I weigh 160 pounds.)

 

[Dave McKeel]

Why don't you introduce yourself and ask her what her name is?

-dam

 

[Chris Griswold]

If she doesn't hate you, then she loves you.

 

[Whines]

I read M. Weinachten's last post like it was some fucked-up play. Now I see he was just responding to every other post.

 

[Sean_Taylor]

You know what you need to do...

Get up right now, and get what's yours!




After you eat that Rice Krispy Treat then you'll be able to think clearer and who knows? maybe she won't be so gorgeous post treat.

 

[kevhines]

I read M. Weinachten's last post like it was some fucked-up play. Now I see he was just responding to every other post.

maybe you're a fucked-up play!

 

[Petra B]

I give you a Star Wars poster to hang on the wall. Guage her response from said poster. If positive reaction, you can proceed. If negative, proceed with hesitation. If no reaction, show her your large cock. Word on the street is that it is HUGE.

 

[Whines]

maybe you're a fucked-up play!

Zing?

 

[Dani]

Why don't you introduce yourself and ask her what her name is?

-dam

Not that you ever asked for advice, Tony, but after you do what Dave suggests, why not offer her a Rice Krispies Treat? Or BE one.

 

[jlang]

buy her a twelve piece bucket of chicken..... :up:
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