Shields!!!

JohnBowie

bomb-throwing pinko
#1
Here's a well researched article I found on IMDB today.

Shields Shocked By Dead Celebrity Insults

12 August 2008 9:01 AM, PDT

Actress Brooke Shields was mortified when comics at a recent event made jokes at the expense of late celebrities Heath Ledger, Bernie Mac and Estelle Getty

The 43-year-old star was acting as a panelist at a 72-hour comedy sketch event in New York at the weekend (begs 09Aug08).

According to the New York Daily News, Shields became "freaked out" when the stand-ups began mocking the tragic deaths of the actors to get a laugh from the crowd.

A source tells the newspaper, "Everything was going great until three comics came out each playing a dead star. One was playing Heath Ledger as The Joker and he just kept listing prescription pills he had in his pocket. Another was playing Estelle Getty and the third was Bernie Mac's ghost.

"She (Shields) was so freaked out her eyes welled up and she actually bit her nails at one point. When someone pretended to dump Estelle Getty's ashes on (30 Rock actor) Jack McBrayer's head, Brooke got up and walked offstage. She watched the rest of the show from behind a curtain backstage with a grimace."

A spokesman for Shields says the actress left to talk to the writers, reports the newspaper.
*****
I missed all the standup this weekend. And, hey -- There were writers there? Why didn't anyone tell me there were writers? I totally could have used a couple writers on sunday night -- What the fuck?
 
#4
Yeah, I just read that. I'm glad she talked to the writers of the sketch festival. Hopefully they can write less offensive material for the next one.

I actually was practicing for Walken Walks in when I saw her.
 

Chaz

Wonderful Beef
#6
And, hey -- There were writers there? Why didn't anyone tell me there were writers?
Somewhere, Ian Roberts is patting himself on the back for a job well done.

By the way, they contradict their own selves too. Was it a comedy sketch event or was it stand-up?
 

benzado

Bachelor of Science
#9
That story appears on a whole bunch of sites, without a byline. It just credits New York Daily News as the source.

Thank God that the hack responsible for this was too lazy to look up the name of the "sketch festival." I have a hard enough time explaining improv to people.
 
#12
Here's a well researched article I found on IMDB today.

Shields Shocked By Dead Celebrity Insults

12 August 2008 9:01 AM, PDT

Actress Brooke Shields was mortified when comics at a recent event made jokes at the expense of late celebrities Heath Ledger, Bernie Mac and Estelle Getty

The 43-year-old star was acting as a panelist at a 72-hour comedy sketch event in New York at the weekend (begs 09Aug08).

According to the New York Daily News, Shields became "freaked out" when the stand-ups began mocking the tragic deaths of the actors to get a laugh from the crowd.

A source tells the newspaper, "Everything was going great until three comics came out each playing a dead star. One was playing Heath Ledger as The Joker and he just kept listing prescription pills he had in his pocket. Another was playing Estelle Getty and the third was Bernie Mac's ghost.

"She (Shields) was so freaked out her eyes welled up and she actually bit her nails at one point. When someone pretended to dump Estelle Getty's ashes on (30 Rock actor) Jack McBrayer's head, Brooke got up and walked offstage. She watched the rest of the show from behind a curtain backstage with a grimace."

A spokesman for Shields says the actress left to talk to the writers, reports the newspaper.
*****
I missed all the standup this weekend. And, hey -- There were writers there? Why didn't anyone tell me there were writers? I totally could have used a couple writers on sunday night -- What the fuck?
She never walked offstage.
 

MegLeg

Left is Right
#14
The most annoying thing about this story is that is makes me BELIEVE celebrities when they say that the tabloids make shit up. We were all at Match Game and we know how it went down but there is story that is circulating that is totally twisted. Maybe Britney and Lindsey aren't as nuts as we think they are. That sucks.
 

Chaz

Wonderful Beef
#15
The most annoying thing about this story is that is makes me BELIEVE celebrities when they say that the tabloids make shit up. We were all at Match Game and we know how it went down but there is story that is circulating that is totally twisted. Maybe Britney and Lindsey aren't as nuts as we think they are. That sucks.
Sucks that Britney and Lindsey aren't as nuts as we think?
 

benzado

Bachelor of Science
#16
The most annoying thing about this story is that is makes me BELIEVE celebrities when they say that the tabloids make shit up. We were all at Match Game and we know how it went down but there is story that is circulating that is totally twisted. Maybe Britney and Lindsey aren't as nuts as we think they are. That sucks.
The Shields "article" is so fucking awful that it doesn't even count as hack journalism; even so, in every case where I've had first-hand experience with the story, the newspaper article is almost always wrong or misleading in some way.
 
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