Seven Minutes in Heaven (ie, The Makeout Party) 5/2

Brownstone Brat

Brownstone Brat

Hates the LAX-JFK redeye
#41
#41
Dear Denizens of the IRC,

I am terribly sorry that I have been so absent from this thread, but I've had a killer hangover the past few days (an incident that include six strippers, a vat of grain alcohol and Bret Pittman--one for the history books my friends) which prevented me from doing my job, which allowed Dr. Killjoy to takeover for a short while.

However, I am as good as new and will be doing my darndest to keep all creepy men away from the enchanting Kate Spencer this Friday night. I look forward to seeing each and everyone of you there.

Signed,

Fantastic Evening
 
Brownstone Brat

Brownstone Brat

Hates the LAX-JFK redeye
#44
#44
Dear Denizens of the IRC,

I have never killed a child.

Demblowski is still sore because at the last PIT party the girl he had been hitting on all night went home with me.

All's fair in love and war, Demblowski. And I am a superhero with serious connections so it stands to reason that I will always win.

But since all my attention will be lavished upon the splendiferous Ms. Spencer on Friday night, you can cruise the party as you see fit.

Signed,

Fantastic Evening
 
Dunford

Dunford

Among Men, Dunford
#45
#45
So, when I go to this party, I will apparently be free to flirt and, dare I say, make out with just about every woman in the room except for Kate Spencer, who, it appears, will be surrounded by approximately 15 men and one superhero at all times.

I like the way this party is shaping up.

All the same, I feel bad for Kate. I mean, she probably won't be able to even see me, let alone get to know just how amazing I can make some lucky woman feel when I give them my full, undivided (and probably nowhere near as alcohol-soaked as usual) attention.
 
Brownstone Brat

Brownstone Brat

Hates the LAX-JFK redeye
#48
#48
Contrary to popular belief, the Seven Minutes in Heaven Closet does not have a strict 7 minute time limit. You may take as much time as you like, but please keep in mind that other people may want to use the room. Thank you for your consideration.
 
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youngcat

Math Rules!
#50
#50
A clarification:

I have been inundated with e-mail's and PM's from various people detailing their dissapointment over the fact that I fully intend on focusing my energy on making Kate Spencer swoon this friday night. Apparently, a few of the ladies are feeling a bit left out of the Youngcat lovefest.

I assure you all that while I have dropped close to 30 pounds over the past 18 months, and I have recently started "toning up" and "getting buff" there will be plenty of yougv\cat to go around friday night.

Especially if your name is Kate Spencer.

Or Dan Dunford.
 
Brownstone Brat

Brownstone Brat

Hates the LAX-JFK redeye
#51
#51
Dear Men of the IRC,

Let it be written here that I made Kate Spencer swoon first. It was never my intention, for all I did was vow to protect her celestial loveliness from creepy men, but it is a fact all the same.

Signed,

Fantastic Evening
 
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