Seven Minutes in Heaven (ie, The Makeout Party) 5/2
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Creepy comes with the centennial
No way, man. Modern American adolescence has extended to well past 40 years of age. You're allowed to have youthful indiscretions up until you're 50 or so. It'll probably be even later by the time I start riding the midlife horse.
Though I certainly am a big fan of love, commitment, and stability, we as a society have agreed that everybody has the right to act like a kid well past the age when, for the first 9,900 years of human history, he'd have died already. Go to a make-out party! Do a kegstand! I just bought an X-Box game at Toys 'R Us in Christiana, Delaware last night. Stop by, hang out, we'll have some hot wings and talk about boobs and beer and our crazy friend P.J. who got arrested for pissing on a parking meter last night because he got sooooooooooo drunk at Mug Night at the Stone Balloon and it was awesome!!!!!! His wife is pretty mad.
-Neil
P.S. I am in the process of getting a business plan, IPO, and some venture capital together to incorporate myself, appoint a board of directors, and come up with a risk-managed plan to get Kate Spencer to swoon by the first quarter of 2004. That's right, Demblowski, watch out. You're the Slugworth to my Wonka.
P.P.S. PIT Parties Rock.
No way, man. Modern American adolescence has extended to well past 40 years of age. You're allowed to have youthful indiscretions up until you're 50 or so. It'll probably be even later by the time I start riding the midlife horse.
Though I certainly am a big fan of love, commitment, and stability, we as a society have agreed that everybody has the right to act like a kid well past the age when, for the first 9,900 years of human history, he'd have died already. Go to a make-out party! Do a kegstand! I just bought an X-Box game at Toys 'R Us in Christiana, Delaware last night. Stop by, hang out, we'll have some hot wings and talk about boobs and beer and our crazy friend P.J. who got arrested for pissing on a parking meter last night because he got sooooooooooo drunk at Mug Night at the Stone Balloon and it was awesome!!!!!! His wife is pretty mad.
-Neil
P.S. I am in the process of getting a business plan, IPO, and some venture capital together to incorporate myself, appoint a board of directors, and come up with a risk-managed plan to get Kate Spencer to swoon by the first quarter of 2004. That's right, Demblowski, watch out. You're the Slugworth to my Wonka.
P.P.S. PIT Parties Rock.
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I have never been to a makeout party before.
Seriously. We never had things like that when I grew up an inner-city youth on the streets of the Bronx. We did, however, have Bloods. And Crips! And guess what? They don't like each other.
That may be irrelevant. I will make all the ladies swoon. And some* of the guys.
*Youngcat, mostly.
Seriously. We never had things like that when I grew up an inner-city youth on the streets of the Bronx. We did, however, have Bloods. And Crips! And guess what? They don't like each other.
That may be irrelevant. I will make all the ladies swoon. And some* of the guys.
*Youngcat, mostly.
I don't know... Monty Python?? I mean, ANYTHING that could make my Mother run screaming from the room: "HONESTLY!!" That's pretty cool in my book.
THEN - once OUT of the room... you pull out the bottle... eh? eh??
Violet? What are you doing with Demblowski's pants? Nevermind...I'd just as soon not know...
THEN - once OUT of the room... you pull out the bottle... eh? eh??
Violet? What are you doing with Demblowski's pants? Nevermind...I'd just as soon not know...
Listen up!
Have you guys heard Tony Carnevale's newest single?
http://www.tonylovesyou.com/7minutes.mp3
HOLY SHIT!
Proof positive that this Friday is gonna kick ass like it's never been kicked before.
Be there, people. BE THERE.
Have you guys heard Tony Carnevale's newest single?
http://www.tonylovesyou.com/7minutes.mp3
HOLY SHIT!
Proof positive that this Friday is gonna kick ass like it's never been kicked before.
Be there, people. BE THERE.