Seven Minutes in Heaven (ie, The Makeout Party) 5/2

[Farahnakian]

Single?

Yearn for the days when an empty bottle and a finished basement were all you needed to meet the cutest boys and girls in town?

Sick of The Bachelor and aching for the old school ways of The Dating Game?

Then come to
SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN

We've got it all:
Music, Booze, Prizes
And Tony Carnevale, LIVE (Singing his smash hit "I Love Me")

All we need is you (and a smattering of your single friends)

Friday, May 2nd
Show starts at 10pm
Party starts at 11pm
$10 by yourself (Includes all the booze, baked goods and boogieing you desire)
$8 if you bring a single, non-improvisor friend

The PIT Theater
154 W. 29th St. (above Yo Sushi)
212.563.7488 for Reservations

 

[Brownstone Brat]

Holy Shit. This sounds way fucking cool.

The only thing that could make this event better is the appearance of magic fresh breath fairies, who hand out gum and altoids to all the partygoers in case they wish to venture into the Seven Minutes in Heaven closet...

 

[PairOfSox]

If you go, Tony Carnevale will totally make out with you.

 

[Brownstone Brat]

Dear IRC,

Mischief, my monkey, has an empty bottle in his hand and is just waiting to give it a spin.

He will see you all on May 2nd.

Just a friendly reminder. After all, it's my job.

Signed,

Fantastic Evening

 

[TC]

I was about to post in the "plugs" forum to solicit the ladies of the IRC to ask me out on a date, but then I saw that this "makeout party" is coming up next week. It would be far better for me to go to the makeout party and meet someone new and interesting there.

Then I saw that I'm PERFORMING at this "makeout party!"

In that case, I will definitely bag some tail.

You can too! By coming to this party.

I may release a promotional "Seven Minutes In Heaven" single to the IRC in the coming days... or I may not, depending on my level of procrastination.

By the way, ladies -- you can still ask me out, but your time is limited, because by the time of the "Seven Minutes" party, my genitalia will be spoken for 24/7/364. (I take off on the day of our Lord's birth.)

 

[spacedani]

If you go, I will totally make out with Tara.

p.s. Why speak for your own genitals, when you can totally speak for somebody else's?

p.p.s. Tara--> :inlove:

 

[PairOfSox]

Oh my god, I'm so there!

I'm totally getting some!

 

[jezebell]

What if the people I want to make out, don't want to make out with me, and the people that want to make out with me, I'm like, oh sorry?

 

[delabarre]

Aw common, Krumbein... I only tried to kiss you that ONE TIME!! LET IT GO!!!
unless...

 

[Brownstone Brat]

Jezebell, love, I'm sure we can find some hotties to play spin the bottle with you. Or Twister. Or strip poker.

And one lucky person gets to take home...a brand spanking new waffle iron/pancake griddle/hotpocket maker. I shit you not!

 

[LuluB]

um, so far this party sounds like a lot of girls and tony.

 

[PairOfSox]

I'd pick the waffle maker over Tony any day, but Dani over the waffle maker.

They call "hot pockets" jaffles in australia (and bali.. which is over-run by australian tourists).

 

[Brownstone Brat]

They call hot pockets "toasties" in the UK.

Give in to the Tony Carnevale juggernaut. Resistance is Futile. Yes, Resistance is Futile.

All improv men...start representin' yo.

:love:

 

[VarietyUndrgrnd]

Originally posted by LuluB
um, so far this party sounds like a lot of girls and tony.

And WHAT, pray tell, is wrong with THAT?

 

[Brownstone Brat]

Dear LuluB,

Mischief, my monkey, thinks your avatar is hot.

So it appears that thus far the party will include a lot of girls, Tony, and Mischief.

Signed,

Fantastic Evening

 

[delabarre]

...and a married guy standing in the corner - watching.

 

[kate]

delabarre, that warrants my token response of:

CREEPY
:nervous:

 

[Brownstone Brat]

Originally posted by kate
delabarre, that warrants my token response of:

CREEPY
:nervous:

Dear Kate,

Never fear, lovely damsel, for on May 2nd I will personally protect you from all creepiness. You can throw caution to the wind as often as you like. It shall be a squickiness free zone. (Except if Mischief, my monkey, convinces you to drink an upside down margarita.)

It's not really my job, but for a girl like you I'll do just about anything.

Signed,

Fantastic Evening

 

[Demblowski]

Originally posted by FantasticEvenin
It's not really my job, but for a girl like you I'll do just about anything.

...CREEPY. :nervous:

 

[kate]

Never fear, lovely damsel, for on May 2nd I will personally protect you from all creepiness.

*swoon*
:inlove: