See Stockholm Syndrome Friday 10pm

[Maddy]

reminder

We will start our run with Bowling for Krumbein this week. Come see two groups tear up the red & black mirrored stage.

 

[Maddy]

Have you ever seen Matt Moses perform? This guy kicks my ass every week. He is hilarious! Come to the show and hear him reminisce about methodically touching Dina Lynn Muffeletto's breasts.

What about Eric Zuckerman? Highlight from last week: Talking about his vision for a fraternity, "You know, we show women respect and understanding. (raising hand in the air for high five) Up top!"

Beth Cartier? Last week she knitted a cozy for someone's you know.

I don't know it gets better than that but I have a bad memory.

 

[Patty Hearst]

Madalyn Mako? As a frat boy to her fraternity brother: "Yeah I bent her over the table" (the first occurance of "Up top!")

They won my heart... now can you untie me???

 

[spacedani]

Thanks for bringing people to your show. We're bad at promoting ourselves.

oh, and BFK is performing with SS, too.

 

[Maddy]

Originally posted by Patty Hearst
Madalyn Mako? As a frat boy...

Would you call your mother a moth? Would you call your country a cunt? I know my fraternity shit!

now can you untie me???

Sure, those ropes look uncomfortable. I know you'll be back.

See ya.

 

[spacedani]

I'm gonna kidnap Maddy tonight and take her to 7 Minutes after this show. You can watch, if you come.

(That's not meant to sound sexual, BTW.)