0500 : alarm went off and I hit snooze ... once I'm up, I'm up, so I touched myself some ... gave myself a semi ... got out bed, made some coffee and popped Saturdays Cinemax Late Nite into the VCR ... CRAP ... it's stupid Devil's Island or Devil's Paradise or some such nonsense ... barely any nudity.
0546 : finishing cooking breakfast, sit down to watch 'European Debutantes 5' for the 856th time ... I like the part when what's-his-face shoots the chick in the eye, from between her legs. That's impressive.
0923 : I'm watching a repeat of Stripes ... junk in hand ... best line from the movie - "Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do it's something special."
1219 : Ann Coulter is a guest on Fox News ... I fantasize about shooting her in the eye (in the sexy sense-don't send the FBI after me!)
1415 : shower ... pumice my callouses ...
1620 : uh ... ya know
1640 : on the net ... searchin for beav ...
1703 : session interrupted by an IM from family
1830 : re-partaking ...
Days with hand : 1
Times with hand : 2
Hand flirtations: 1
Hands in holding pattern : 2
Off-hand hand : 0 (!)
Both hand hand : 0
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imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
0546 : finishing cooking breakfast, sit down to watch 'European Debutantes 5' for the 856th time ... I like the part when what's-his-face shoots the chick in the eye, from between her legs. That's impressive.
0923 : I'm watching a repeat of Stripes ... junk in hand ... best line from the movie - "Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do it's something special."
1219 : Ann Coulter is a guest on Fox News ... I fantasize about shooting her in the eye (in the sexy sense-don't send the FBI after me!)
1415 : shower ... pumice my callouses ...
1620 : uh ... ya know
1640 : on the net ... searchin for beav ...
1703 : session interrupted by an IM from family
1830 : re-partaking ...
Days with hand : 1
Times with hand : 2
Hand flirtations: 1
Hands in holding pattern : 2
Off-hand hand : 0 (!)
Both hand hand : 0
--
imitation is the sincerest form of flattery